JAG Season 7 quotes

Can I try, doctor? He knows me.

Get him talking.

Harm. Harm! Harm. Harm, It's cold down here. And I need you. I can't do it all by myself. Help me Harm, come on, You promised you'd help me. I'm holding you to that. I can't swim very well. You have to help me!

Temperature's still dropping!

[machine beat] Commander can you hear me!

[machine beat] He's bradycardic.

Take that thing off! Take it off!

[getting very close to Harm's face] Save me.

[in a faint raspy voice] I'm... trying.

Pulse rate's up.

Don't let go. Don't let go!

Hi.

Hi yourself. Keep talking!

I... can't... breathe.

Oh, I'm sorry... [withdraws her body]

Have we dated?

Tiner.

Tiner

Sir.

What do you know about teenage girls?

Tiner

They look good in shorts, sir.

Dismissed.

I was just writing the funeral oration for Lieutenant Li.

Well, I would consider it an honour if you would read it to us, general.

‘Like an eagle he soared above the clouds, as light as a feather in the breeze, until his life was snuffed out like a candle in the wind.’ I think I will amend that last.

A little too much Elton John, huh, general?

Precisely.

Sturgis

You’re right about Tiner’s coffee. It tastes like battery acid.

You should have tried it before he knew the pot required a filter.

Sturgis

I’m sure she’s got a good reason for being late.

Yeah, well, she’s been early every other time. It’s already 11:18.

Sturgis

How do you that, colonel?

Do what?

Sturgis

Know the precise time without looking at your watch.

Internal clock, I guess.

Sturgis

Then why wear a watch?

It usually saves me from having to answer, “How do you do that?”

Sturgis

There seems to be a certain tension with you two.

Some.

Sturgis

A lot.

Look y-you're missing the point, Sturgis.

Sturgis

Come on, Mac.

I've never slept with him.

Sturgis

Is that the problem?

There is no problem.

Sturgis

Then why don't you just get over it and move on?

It wouldn't work.

Sturgis

Why?

Because I'm in love with him. (a long pause) Did I say that? (Mac sighs. Another long pause while Mac moves to a chair beside Sturgis and sits down) You have to keep that to yourself.

Sturgis

Okay.

I mean it, Sturgis.

Sturgis

So do I.

Lieutenant Roberts, you know both the lieutenant colonel and myself. Which of us do you like better?

I’ll take this one, Commander. Lieutenant, do you have any particular relationship with one or the other of these people?

Bud

Well, the Commander is the godfather to my son, sir. But on the other hand, the colonel is his godmother.

That’s even handed of you, lieutenant. But is there anything that would prejudice you against Commander Rabb or Colonel MacKenzie?

Bud

Commander Rabb did try to put my father in jail. But that is his job. And Colonel MacKenzie took me off a case where I was co-counsel. But I kind of deserved that. Also...

Lieutenant. Given your relationship with both attorneys, can you be objective?

Bud

Absolutely, sir.

['Flying a F-14 Tomcat above the Superbowl dome.] Well, it's no 50-yard line, but it's still a hell of a view. And we have the play-by-play on CBS Radio. Could have pulled worse duty than flying cover, eh, Skates? ince we're up here, what do you say we take a picture for the folks back home?

Just point and shoot.

[After Harm inverts and reverts the F-14 Tomcat.] Whoo! All right!

Since when did my office become a production of Hello Dolly.

(To Sturgis.) It’s about a matchmaker.

Sturgis

You think I live under a rock?

(To the whole JAG office.) If there’s any more interest in my personal life, I’ll have the guilty party skinned! And for the record, I like to eat alone!

Bud

Oversleeping. Soiled uniform. Attempted cursing? How is that even possible?

He got half the word out, sir.

I need to ask you both a question. If you murder co-counsel in the courtroom, can you cop an insanity plea?

Harriet

Absolutely.

Yes.

Thought so.

I didn't know you were on board.

Clayton Webb

I'm not.

I've prosecuted too many cases to remember, but this is the one time if the accused had got off...I'd have killed him myself.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Fine. You?

Yeah…thanks, Mac. That took guts.

You would have done the same for me.

Yeah, well the navy doesn't teach us tricks like that.

Neither does the Marine Corps. I saw it in a movie.

You saw it in a movie?

Yup. (She walks off.)

They don’t use real booby traps in movies.

Come on.

They make things up! Mac!