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JAG Season 2 quotes

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S2 E1We the People

RJRADM A.J. Chegwidden

Well done, Commander.

LHLCDR Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

Thank you, sir.

LBLTJG Bud Roberts

Very well done, sir

RJRADM A.J. Chegwidden

Don't over do it, Mr. Roberts, he's a naval aviator. With his wings comes an ego as big as an Admiral's.

LBLTJG Bud Roberts

One or two stars, sir? (silence) I was joking,sir

RJRADM A.J. Chegwidden

Lieutenant J.G.s don't joke with admirals, son, it could get him transferred to a supply ship in the Aleutians. Joking is strictly an admiral's privilege.

MSMaj Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie

We have 33 minutes, Commander.

LHLCDR Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

How do you do that?

MSMaj Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie

I've got great timing.

LHLCDR Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

Hey, there's a bed back here.

MSMaj Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie

So?

LHLCDR Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

Well, it fits our cover story.

LHLCDR Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

I keep forgetting I don't know you.

MSMaj Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie

Deja vu again?

LHLCDR Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

Only whenever I see your face. Or hear you talk. I wouldn't know about your smile, I haven't seen one yet.

MSMaj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie

There's not much to smile about.

LCLt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

I guess not.

MSMaj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie

Sounds like I have a twin out there.

LCLt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

Not anymore.

CMColonel Matt O'Hara

Where did you find this sailor, Sarah?

MSMaj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie

In a rose garden, Uncle Matt.

S2 E2Secrets

LCLt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

Leave it to the Marines.

MSMaj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie

Most people do.

LCLt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

You have access to a lot of places for a Special Assistant to an Undersecretary of State.

SCSpecial Agent Clayton Webb

I am a Special Assistant to State. Sometimes.

LCLt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

And other times?

SCSpecial Agent Clayton Webb

I do other things. Doesn't everybody in Washington?

We're running out of time, here, son.

MSMaj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie

Three minutes if you're right about Osbourne only giving us a half hour, Admiral.

How the hell do you do that, Major?

MSMaj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie

I don't really know, sir, but I'm never off by more than 30 seconds.

S2 E3Jinx

LCLt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

What is that?

It's a cell phone, sir!

LCLt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

I know that! What's it doing up here?!

Does that mean you're not mad at me anymore, sir?

LCLt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

I was never mad at you, Bud! It's Mac that's always complaining about you!

Don't worry, I still have faith in you. You're basically good material.

LCLt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

Basically?

Well, I mean, if you were perfect, don't you think you would have fallen in love by now?

LCLt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

I'm working on it. (reaches out to stroke her hair)

Is that why you come here? Because you think we need you?

LCLt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

At first, yeah. But, somewhere along the way I stopped coming just to check in on you.

Harm, I don't want to start something for the wrong reasons. You just do more damage than good when you leave.

LCLt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

Then maybe I shouldn't leave.

No, you have to.

LCLt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

Why?

Because I want you to stay!

LCLt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

Well, now I know I'm confused.

LCLt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

Hell, Lieutenant, looks like your luck's changing.

LPLt. Pete 'Pistol' Ayers

I thought you didn't believe in luck, sir.

LCLt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb

Only the good kind. Well, Lieutenant, I'd fly with you anytime. You're untouchable.

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