JAG Season 4 quotes

Anything broken?

Just my ego. Never been shot down before.

Admiral.

You okay?

Yes, sir. Webb? What are you doing here?

Getting decked. (Turns and punches Webb.)

Look at the odds, Harm. We're in the middle of Russia with Parlovsky or Falcon trying to stop us. We don't have identification papers, you don't know the language, and you have no plan other than to get us to Beloyka. Is that sound mission planning?

Chickening out on me?

You know better than that. Answer my question. What is your plan other than to take a train to Beloyka? You're being driven by emotions and those emotions are gonna get us killed.

You can quit. I can't. My father is out there somewhere and I'm gonna find him.

Or die trying.

Or die trying. But you shouldn't. You've come with me farther than anyone I know. I'll never forget that, Mac.

Well, I guess I always knew it would come down to this. And that you'd need me to come up with a dispassionate plan.

When's the party?

1900 tonight.

Tonight? But my dress uniform's at the cleaners, sir. I don't have a dress. I haven't done my hair.

Your hair's fine, Major. And Webb's taken care of the dress.

You don't even know my size.

Webb

36-24-36, 5 foot 8, plus 130 pounds.

120, thank you very much!

Commander, do not do anything to exacerbate the situation.

Don't worry, sir, you know me.

Yes I do!

What I approved was a simple piece of intelligence gathering. But your people have an uncanny knack for being where the trouble is.

I prefer to think of them as where they're most needed.

Webb

You're jumping to conclusions Admiral.

I'm going to be jumping to more than that if you don't get my people out of there now!

Webb

Oh, what are you gonna do? Break my nose again?!

Webb, next time you're thinking about asking us for help, don't.

(in signing out weapons) Humor me, Chief ... just every once in a while I like to blow the hell out of something.

I know what you mean, sir. That's a hell of a lot of firepower for a lawyer, commander.

Obviously you've never seen him in the courtroom.

You don't have to do this.

The hell I don't, sir.

Well, by my last count, we're about to violate at least seven separate provisions of the status-of-forces agreement with Italy. Hell, you'd better call me A.J.

All right, A.J. Let's do it.

United States Navy v. Gentilli. Apparently, you and I prosecuted. Do you remember this?

I don't remember what I had for breakfast, Mac.

Bud

Pumpernickel bagel, sir.

Thanks for noticing, Bud.

New year’s resolution, remember to kill Rabb.

Watertown is Los Angeles class. Are you familiar with them?

No, sir.

Be prepared to do a lot of slouching.

Understood, sir.

Good. Major, one caveat. You’ll be in tight quarters with 141 men. Prepare yourself.

Sir, might I suggest you give that warning to the crew of the Watertown?

You’re squirming!

My knees are in my face, Mac! Give me a break.

Bud

You know, I’ve never been on a sub. What’s it like?

Well, you can experience it firsthand, Bud.

Bud

I can?

Yeah. When you go home tonight, throw out all your fresh fruit and vegetables, put lube oil in your humidifier, go to sleep on a shelf in your closet, and go to work before sunrise.