Clayton Webb quotes from JAG

Clayton Webb

It'll never stand up in court you know.

Doesn't have to. What would happen if "the company" heard this tape Clay?

Clayton Webb

They'd put a sweeper on him. Osbourne would disappear faster than a...than an Ethiopian chicken.

Webb

Rabb, why did I have to hear about this from the Baltimore Police? Why didn't you just come to me first?

Now, how would I know you had a hand in this, Webb?

Webb

I have a hand in everything.

When's the party?

1900 tonight.

Tonight? But my dress uniform's at the cleaners, sir. I don't have a dress. I haven't done my hair.

Your hair's fine, Major. And Webb's taken care of the dress.

You don't even know my size.

Webb

36-24-36, 5 foot 8, plus 130 pounds.

120, thank you very much!

Webb

You're jumping to conclusions Admiral.

I'm going to be jumping to more than that if you don't get my people out of there now!

Webb

Oh, what are you gonna do? Break my nose again?!

I didn't know you were on board.

Clayton Webb

I'm not.