HHarm
(referring to the Ensign) I'm going to have a psychological evaluation done.
MMac
Since when does a woman have to be crazy to shoot a man?
“Defenseless” · Season 3, Episode 11
In this episode: Mac (3), LCDR Bud Roberts (2), Harm (1), Ens. Harriet Sims (1)
MMac
(explaining why "women's intuition" is a valid defense) Sir, when we leave this building tonight we'll do it in very different ways. You'll get in your car and drive off.I'll walk out and pay attention to shadows and dark corners. The keys will be in my hand for quick access to my car, and in case I need them for a weapon. I don't give it a second thought because it's standard operating procedure every time I leave every building. Women's intuition isn't a joke, it's a matter of survival!
And if it weren't for her instincts, Ensign Lane would be the one who's dead.
MMac
(after the Admiral ignores her again) You know, this sucks!
Ma'am?
MMac
I feel like I'm fifteen years old again, getting grounded for stealing cars and drinking! If that's the sort of thing one might get grounded for as a teenager.
Hey, the movie’s just about to start.
Okay.
(They settle on the bed, and Bud puts the movie on. Their faces go from happy, to shocked and squeamish.)
That’s not Free Willy.
Yeah. It’s 10 o’clock. (Reaches for the movie guide. Hands it to Harriet without looking.) Free Willy.
(Reading the guide.) No, Bud, that’s Free the Willy.
Huh?
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