JAG · Season 3
Excuse me, gentlemen, ma’am.
What is it lieutenant?
Is this a bad time, sir?
What?
We were hoping that you could settle a disagreement that we’re having. As you know, we’re having a full military wedding.
And he wants me to wear my uniform instead of my dress.
Good God, Roberts. Let the woman wear a dress to her own wedding.
Yes, sir. And while we’re at it, might we get your position on the bunny hop, sir?
No.
(Mac arrives at a jail to bail out Bud and Harm.)
How does the other guy look, Lieutenant?
(Getting to his feet.) Major!
(Getting up as well.) She doesn’t look as bad as he does.
She?
It’s a long story, ma’am.
Well, it better be a good one. And what’s your excuse?
Well, you wouldn’t believe me if I told you.
Bud, you’re getting married in a few hours.
I really appreciate you coming down here, Major. I owe you one.
One? You 2 owe me 1,000,000. Do you have any idea what the admiral’s gonna say when he hears about this?
(Walking to the front of the cell.) Oh, I think he’ll understand.
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