Admiral A.J. Chegwidden quotes from JAG

Steal their thunder! S.O.B. comes in here and shoots one of my officers, I want him stuffed and put in my trophy room. And I want us to do it.

My name is Admiral Chegwidden. I am the Judge Advocate General of the United States Navy. Before I leave this hangar, I will know the why and the how of Lieutenant Douglas Marion's death, or Commander Rabb, here, is gonna have your ass... and I'm gonna own your soul.

Nobody pulls a JAG officer off an investigation except me or God, and He hasn't asked.

Try out my chair, commander, my guess is it's going to be yours in a couple years. (Harm hesitates) Go ahead, Rabb, it's not gonna turn you into a growling old salt, you'd have to grow a couple stars for that.

New year’s resolution, remember to kill Rabb.

(To the whole JAG office.) If there’s any more interest in my personal life, I’ll have the guilty party skinned! And for the record, I like to eat alone!

You all right, Admiral?

I'm fine, Commander, but this Private's got a problem.

Hello, Admiral. Nice to know you're alive.

You don't expect me to return that compliment, do you?

We're running out of time, here, son.

Three minutes if you're right about Osbourne only giving us a half hour, Admiral.

How the hell do you do that, Major?

I don't really know, sir, but I'm never off by more than 30 seconds.

I though you said this Barnes was a ghost.

Well, Major, I guess that makes you two ghostbusters.

(re: Osbourne) Sorry sir, he got past me. Should I call security?

No. I might order them to shoot him.

Do I have a say in this, sir?

Not if you're smart.

First year law student mistake. Never ask a witness a question you don't know the answer to.

He knew, Sir. He knew.

Admiral, upon further reflection, I wonder if I might talk to you about what’s going on between you and Major MacKenzie.

Are you out of your mind?

Apparently.

Wish us luck, sir.

Break somebody’s legs.