Lt. J.G. Meg Austin quotes from JAG

Kate sends her regrets.

You know Kate?

Well enough for her to warn me, sir.

About what?

That's privileged information, Lieutenant.

I can decipher computer codes in as little as 30 seconds, sir.

And as long as?

Three days, but that was in Chinese.

I thought nuclear subs were big.

Those are the Boomers and missile boats. We're in a tag boat; small, compact.

(bumps head) And deadly to anyone over 5'2"

I have to plead Article 5 of the code of conduct.

Name, rank, serial number, and date of birth?

It's the closest thing to an "I can't tell you how I'm how I'm gonna do it" article, sir.

We were just talking.

Harm, you and I are just talking. You and she were tangoing across the dance floor half-naked, one foot in the nearest bedroom.

And you got all that from a "Pleasure to meet you, too, Lieutenant?" Amazing.

I'm on my way to meet Detective Axelrood.

Using your human approach?

That's right.

Meaning you're wearing a dress.

Don't think you know me that well, because you don't. I'll be so subtle by the time I work my way around to asking for the file he'll barely notice.

Is it a red dress?

You sound like my dad.

Uh-oh. I'm in trouble when you start comparing me to your father.

My brother?

Even worse.

If security gets any tighter, they'll be strip searching us.

I wouldn't get my hopes up, sir.

Would you be saying this if I were a man?

Yes. But if you were a man, you'd have some explaining to do about the way you fill out that uniform.

Looked more like intimidation.

Well, the enemy can be pretty damed intimidating.

You're bleeding to death! (Removes his belt to use as a tourniquet)

Lieutenant, we barely know each other.

We're looking for a 5 digit code with a 7.

How much time?

7 minutes. Funny, huh?

No!

Who was right?

I don't think the wrong one would want you to know that, sir.

Lt. Dumai

Do you respect no man?

Respect, yes. Fear, no.

How can work compare to the caresses of a man you love?

I wasn't comparing them, Colonel. You were.

A woman like you needs a strong hand.

I already have a strong hand. My own.