“Impact” · Season 3, Episode 9
In this episode: Harm (3), Mac (3), Ens. Harriet Sims (1)
You have a reputation of being quite the pit bull when you want something.
Well, I like to think of myself...
I like pit bulls, commander. What I don't like is a bunch of Washington pencil-necks coming into my backyard and dumping into my sandbox.
Do you know what the admiral has me doing? Freedom of Information Act request, student loan recovery, delinquent car loans. And Admiral Drake's wife wants clearance to hold a bingo game at Bethesda.
A fundraiser?
Yep. Why am I doing this? Do you have any idea why Admiral Chegwidden is so mad at me?
The same reason we all are, Mac.
Adm. Elgin: You want to cross swords with me, Chegwidden? Cause if we get into this, you might just find yourself fighting to keep the bars on your sleeve.
Adm. Chegwidden: Well, I never meet a Seal yet who didn't like a good bar fight, sir.
I may not like it, but I'm happy for you. And, hell, it's not like you're going to Afghanistan. I mean, you're taking a job in Washington, right? We'll probably be fighting each other in court again next week.
I'd like that.
That's because you're a masochist. Hey, don't start crying. If people see the Marines crying, give the Corps a bad name.
Permission to hug the commander?
Sure. Permission granted.
I'm gonna miss you, Harm.
I'm gonna miss you too, Sarah. Your ride's here. Nice car.
Yeah, but it's no Tomcat.
Did you ever try to make love to a man wearing armour, Major?
Does football equipment count?
That was a rhetorical question, I didn’t mean...
I’m kidding, Harriet.
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