CDR Alison Krennick quotes from JAG

I've always maintained that there is no such thing as a platonic relationship between a healthy man and woman, unless one of them is gay and the other is neutered.

If I were you, talking hypothetically, of course, I'd be asking for a deal.

Well, I'm not, but since we're talking hypothetically, what would that deal be?

CAG resigns, admits his responsibility, court-martial never happens.

You can go to hell. Hypothetically.

Does the Crusader's profile look anything like that of a MiG?

No it does not.

But that's what the pilot saw. He is in enemy airspace, and having encountered MiGs earlier in the day, his brain turned your Crusader into a MiG.

He was an Air Force pilot.

I'd love to see the faces of the three officers who voted guilty when they hear about this.

No way of knowing who they are.

Oh, I know who they are.

You do?

Hell yes, I do.

How would he know?

He's the CAG!

All they have to do is download five chips and they'll have what makes the Tomcat so lethal.

The pilot?

Your wings are glinting, Commander.

Something wrong?

(looking at Krennick's chest) Are those real or did you, uh, buy them?

Original equipment. Inherited from my grandmother.

My grandmother, uh, left me this place. But I like what yours, uh, left you, uh, better.

So do I.

I've planned an officers' retreat at Admiral Chegwidden's beach house on Hilton Head. I expect you to attend.

I may have to send my regrets to the admiral.

Actually, the admiral won't be there. Just you and me.

Diane and I never slept together.

What were you going to do all weekend, play gin?

Red light, Commander.

My God, I think you really mean it.