“Rendezvous” · Season 2, Episode 15
In this episode: Lt. J.G. Bud Roberts (2), Ens. Harriet Sims (1)
Oh, my goodness. The Admiral sent Sarah MacKenzie.
You nervous already?
And why would I be nervous?
Well, you know, I have beaten you before.
That doesn't count. I dropped that case.
Yeah, you keep dreaming, flyboy.
Payday was the worst. He'd go to the NCO Club with his buddies and most of the time they'd have to drive him because he was too drunk to drive himself.
Mac, you don't have to…
Yes, I do. My mother would help him in, and he'd flop on the couch and yell for me to take off his shoes. He reeked of cigarette and stale beer, and sometimes something worse. Then the yelling would start. And then the slapping. And then the sobbing. His. I don't know which was worse, his hitting or his sobbing that he was sorry. She left him. And me with him.
Defending Western civilization makes people horny.
She did good today.
Oh, Major MacKensize? Yes sir! She was great, sensational, terrific! She really did a a good job.
I said good, Bud, not the Second Coming.
Oh, yes sir.
(fax machine beeps)
Uh, I think that might be for me, sir! Yes! Lieutenant J.G. Roberts, that's my name!
Yes, that's you, Bud. Are you OK, Bud?
Could I ask you a question, sir?
Sure, fire away.
Lieutenant Roberts…Bud…um…(loudly) Why are men such jerks!?
(both look surprised)
I am so sorry sir! That just popped right out of my…I'm so! That is not like me, sir! That will not happen again, I'm so sorry! (she starts to leave)
It's okay, Harriet! You want to talk about it?
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