LCLt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb
Do I have a say in this, sir?
Not if you're smart.
“Washington Holiday” · Season 2, Episode 9
In this episode: Lt. J.G. Bud Roberts (2), Harm (1), Mac (1), Admiral A.J. Chegwidden (1), Ens. Harriet Sims (1)
PAPrincess Alexandra
Commander, you're a pleasant surprise.
LCLt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb
And how is that, your highness?
PAPrincess Alexandra
Well, usually Minister Kepish arranges for someone much older and quite unattractive.
(after the Princess kisses Harm)
MKMinister Kepish
That really isn't a very good idea.
LCLt. Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb
I thought it was a damn good idea. Too bad I didn't think of it.
You can't ask me out on purpose, but you can ask her out by accident?
You were mad at me and she laughed at one of my jokes. At least, I think it was a joke.
You know what worries me, Bud? (he shakes his head) I'm starting to understand what you're saying.
Oh, Harriet, I'm really, really glad you're here in Washington. When I saw you at JAG, it was like eating Mexican food. You know, how your heart gets all tingly and you can't catch your breath because your whole body feels like its on fire?
I've been waiting for you say that. Dance?
No. (she looks disappointed) But I'd sure like to try.
And then we went to an all-night diner and ate cheeseburgers and onion rings.
MSMaj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie
My kind of place. And then you took her home.
Yes ma'am.
MSMaj. Sarah 'Mac' MacKenzie
And?
Red light, major!
HHarm
When awkwardness goes to $40 a barrel, I want the drilling rights to Bud's head.
MMac
Aw, Harm, it just takes him a little while to get warmed up.
HHarm
Warmed up? Love isn't baseball, Mac.
MMac
How would you know?
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