The demon from planet Ur...
Jade!
Er... Neptune!
S4 E5The Demon Behind
Uncle, please.
No, Uncle has it coming. [hits himself] Uncle had opportunity to warn Tohru, but did he? No! All because of silly argument. Now my apprentice is in danger of becoming demon. [hits himself] One more thing, Tohru was right. Uncle says "one more thing" too often.
S4 E6Fright Fight Night
Trick for you, treat for me.
[Jade scares Jackie off as he was screaming]
[Angry growl]
Wah! Jade!
Who is Jade?! I am the Oni Voodoo, mystress of dark.
Oh, Makeup? [Groans] Jade, you shouldn't scare people like that.
Tch. Scaring is the whole point on Halloween, Jackie. And I have to win the scariest costume award at school tonight.
But all things you have to choose...
I don't know anything scarier than oni demon, do you? [Grabs Jackie's hand] Now, come on! Time's are wasting!
[Tsking] Chan, no mask. [Placing a pumpkin on Jackie's head] Much better. Jackie-O-Lantern. And now, I'll send you to the pumpkin patch.
[Wearing mask, seeing Tarakudo for first time] Are you the Great Pumpkin?
Erm, yes.
Pop quiz: Why is Jackie Chan not also here searching for the mask?
Uh...
Answer: Because Mr. Chan already has the mask.
Oh! I knew that.
End of quiz. Now for the pop.
S4 E7The Shadow Eaters
Jade, where is the mask?
[Groans] At last!
Uh... Found it.
And now, Chans. Prepare to make the fiercest tribe of ShadowKhan yet, mine! Demon summons ninja army!
[Jackie and Jade gasp with horror, but it is revealed his ShadowKhan are only a few centimeters tall]
They're...they are...they are so...
Cute!
Demon compensates for inferior ninja army!
[Hak Foo sends Jackie by throwing him to the alligators by chomping him up]
No!
WaAh!
Jackie, grab on! [The alligators gobble him up in the bottom of the water]
Jackie!
I will not see you later, alligator.
[A tiny Shadowkhan lands on his shoulder] Huh? [He looks up as more and more appear on the ledge and start jumping down on him until he is up to his waist in tiny Shadowkhan]
Whoa! Ninja swarm! Don't worry, Jackie! No shadow, no lunch!
[struggling as the tiny Shadowkhan horde grabs him and throws him into the light of a streetlamp—directly after the horde aggressively runs toward him, now that his shadow is vulnerable] Uh oh...! [desperately tries to turn on his vacuum—unsuccessfully]
[Jade suddenly appears, chi-geared-up with her working vacuum, and suctions the mini Shadowkhan away]
You've been hosed!
[The Shadowkhan are sucked up; Jackie exhales in relief]
[genuine, sincere tone] Thank you, Jade.
[Jade reacts with a bashful reaction to the praise: lets out a girlish giggle, shifts into a coy posture/turns her body slightly, flashes a wide grin, blinks twice in quick succession as the scene transitions away to Uncle doing research]
S4 E8Half a Mask of Kung-Fu
SCREAMING EAGLE FEET! [kicks at Jackie, only to end up piercing the bottom of his foot on the horn of a skull stuck on Jackie's head] AAH! Crying puppy feet! Crying puppy feet!
Uncle sends you to find Oni mask and you return with gibberish?
Hello! It's not gibberish; it's a site on the Web.
Ooh, the mask has been taken by giant spider?
[watching Jade use her laptop] Jade, why did you not tell Uncle your waffle iron was magic?
You're FilthyRich1?
But you're not rich, just-
I am fully aware of the irony!
The mask is evil, Jade. It is only a matter of time before it turns you evil too.
[wearing half of an Oni mask] Tch, I can handle it. One, it's only half the evil of a regular mask. And two... [demonic voice] the next time you call me crazy, I SHALL DEVOUR YOUR BRAINS! [regular voice] ...Hehe, see your point.
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