Karaoke break, anyone?
Jade, the first rule of research is patience.
S4 E2Samurai Ratso
You have the willies?
Being away from my shop for so long makes me... nervous?
Uncle?
[Sighs] I'm only getting in your way. Tohru has knowledge of Japanese which Uncle does not, Tohru gets willies from oni which Uncle does not, Tohru knows tricks with vegetables which Uncle does...
S4 E3The Amazing T-Troop
Jackie, Scruffy hates puppy prison. How long we keep tormenting him this way?
Jade, Scruffy must attend obdient school until he learns to listen. No doubt he takes after his master.
Har, har. Look I can prove Scuffy obeys all my commands. You ready, boy? Play dead.
Oh, [chuckles] Jade,why don't you stay here and help Uncle find Farmer McDonald and his friends more appropriate logics.
Aw....
Wrong museum, Jackie. Mask is Japanese, not Jurassic.
Jade! I thought I told you to help Farmer McDonald find a place to stay?
Tch. Did.
[After seeing the T-troop]
This is your team, Mr. Chan? A child, a ham, a stuffed moose [laughs] and a flying chicken?
S4 E4Black Magic
Why did I let you talk me into this?
You said it yourself, Jackie. You're too fat.
I said, I am too heavy to climb the totem pole without risk of damaging it, Jade.
Heavy, fat. Same dif. Hey! He looks just like his mugshot!
[Breaks down the trees] It will fit smugly... upon my face! Flying squirrel cracks acorns!
Hi, Jackie.
Jade!
You watch Captain Black's back and I watch yours.
S4 E5The Demon Behind
Eee-Yah! Not!
Go, go, go!
FRFinn, Ratso, and Chow
Not!
[Chuckles evilly] Look what washed up on deck.
Jade, what are you doing here?
Heh heh. Looks like I'm catch of the day.
Gimme back my mask, Chan.
Or it's anchor's away for your niece.
[The mask activates and ends on Finn's backside]
Aah! This is not happening! This is not happening!
Not!
Demon magic, here I come!
Not! You clowns had your Shadow be a ninja masters and you blew it!
One more thing...
No more things!
[Gasps] You disrespect Uncle?! Uncle took you in, put roof over your head, put food in your belly lots of food! And this is how you repay me?!
I cook, I clean, I travel the world to be smothered by fish! And you thank me by demanding "Many more things!"
TTohru and Uncle
I will never speak to you again!
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