SCREAMING EAGLE FEET! [kicks at Jackie, only to end up piercing the bottom of his foot on the horn of a skull stuck on Jackie's head] AAH! Crying puppy feet! Crying puppy feet!
Uncle sends you to find Oni mask and you return with gibberish?
Hello! It's not gibberish; it's a site on the Web.
Ooh, the mask has been taken by giant spider?
[watching Jade use her laptop] Jade, why did you not tell Uncle your waffle iron was magic?
You're FilthyRich1?
But you're not rich, just-
I am fully aware of the irony!
The mask is evil, Jade. It is only a matter of time before it turns you evil too.
[wearing half of an Oni mask] Tch, I can handle it. One, it's only half the evil of a regular mask. And two... [demonic voice] the next time you call me crazy, I SHALL DEVOUR YOUR BRAINS! [regular voice] ...Hehe, see your point.
We have to find the delivery truck.
No problem, Jackie. I'll just order my half-a-khan to chase it down and [demonic voice] feast upon the delicious gray matter of the helpless mortal inside!
Jade, the evil within you is growing stronger. You must resist it until we can find the potion.
Well, we better find it fast, 'cause your brains are starting to smell awful yummy.
[cell phone rings] Hello? [hands it to Jade] It's for you.
Jade, we were in the middle of a big auction and then all the icons disappeared.
No problem, T. Just click on the blinking Super-Moose in the corner and [demonic voice] SURRENDER YOUR SOUL TO THE FORCES OF DARKNESS!
Uh... I will figure it out on my own.
Jade?
Hey, Jackie.
[Gasps]
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