Trick for you, treat for me.
[Jade scares Jackie off as he was screaming]
[Angry growl]
Wah! Jade!
Who is Jade?! I am the Oni Voodoo, mystress of dark.
Oh, Makeup? [Groans] Jade, you shouldn't scare people like that.
Tch. Scaring is the whole point on Halloween, Jackie. And I have to win the scariest costume award at school tonight.
But all things you have to choose...
I don't know anything scarier than oni demon, do you? [Grabs Jackie's hand] Now, come on! Time's are wasting!
[Tsking] Chan, no mask. [Placing a pumpkin on Jackie's head] Much better. Jackie-O-Lantern. And now, I'll send you to the pumpkin patch.
[Wearing mask, seeing Tarakudo for first time] Are you the Great Pumpkin?
Erm, yes.
Pop quiz: Why is Jackie Chan not also here searching for the mask?
Uh...
Answer: Because Mr. Chan already has the mask.
Oh! I knew that.
End of quiz. Now for the pop.
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