Jackie Chan Adventures Season 4 quotes

Jackie

We have to find the delivery truck.

Jade

No problem, Jackie. I'll just order my half-a-khan to chase it down and [demonic voice] feast upon the delicious gray matter of the helpless mortal inside!

Jackie

Jade, the evil within you is growing stronger. You must resist it until we can find the potion.

Jade

Well, we better find it fast, 'cause your brains are starting to smell awful yummy.

Jackie

[cell phone rings] Hello? [hands it to Jade] It's for you.

Tohru

Jade, we were in the middle of a big auction and then all the icons disappeared.

Jade

No problem, T. Just click on the blinking Super-Moose in the corner and [demonic voice] SURRENDER YOUR SOUL TO THE FORCES OF DARKNESS!

Tohru

Uh... I will figure it out on my own.

Jackie

Jade?

Jade

Hey, Jackie.

Jackie

[Gasps]

Finn

No way are we handing over our life savings to someone who looks like a pizza boy.

Strikemaster Ice

Yo yo yo. This is one pizza boy who's going to serve up an extra large whupping with extra cheese!

Jade

Easy does it, Jackie.

Jackie

WaAh! Jade, why do you have to show up every time?!

Jade

Cause' you miss me if I didn't.

Jade

Let's finish him off! [Ratso and Chow stops her]

Chow

Now, Jade.

Ratso

You know your Uncle Jackie will not approve.

Jade

Aw...

Jade

Is it just me, or this place a dump?

Jackie

Jade, what are you doing here?

Jade

Spending Chinese New Year with my love ones.

Jackie

Jade.

Yes, Jackie?

Jackie

Explain?

Soon after I became Section 13's head honcho, sunny boy made it to the top of our most wanted list. Luckily, I convinced you and Uncle to became Section 13's official magic consultants.

Jackie

[Shocked] You mean, I never leave Section 13!?

[Shrugs] But even you and Uncle couldn't prevent what happened next, Junior dusted off an old spell of his dad's. And conquered an army of dragon minions giving more enough muscle to take over Section 13. I soon realized the only way to save the future was to change the past. [Flashback, escapes Drago's dragon troop] It took some dueling, but I escaped Drago's troops. [Uses time portal by entering the past] But Junior got wise my plan and hitch on the ride on Uncle's spell.

Jade

Whoa. So all this already happened? In the future?

Jackie

There is one thing you have not told us, what exactly is Drago trying to stop you for changing in the past?

He's trying to stop me from preventing resurrection of his father.

Jackie

Shendu.

Jade

Say, are you sure he's Shendu's kid?

Who? The Tooth Fairy here?

Jade

Tch. I mean Shendu had edge, but this Drago dude's more like...

A gecko with zits?

Jade

Hey, do I ever get braces?

No.

Jade

Acne?

Some.

Jade

Wild stunts like those?

Section 13 standard wear.

Jade

I grew up to be a Section 13 agent?

Boss. You take... I took over for Captain Black after he was transferred the east coast to start up Section 14.

Jade

Me?! The big chief of Section 13?! We rock!

Jade

Oh, do you have to go back so soon? We haven't gone rollerblading, or-or mastered the Pukenator at Moose World.

Been there, done that. Besides don't you think...

Jade

Hanging around with myself is a little weird? Yeah, we'd probably just sit around all day finishing...

Each other's sentences.

You were supposed to stay put.

Jade

Tch. You know me better than that.

Jade

[Groans] I think I'm gonna hurl!

This is from the girl who rode the pukenator 10 times in a row in Moose World?

Jade

Hey, how did you know that?

Talk later.

Jade

Now, wait a second.

We have to keep moving, Jade. Trust me.

Jade

Uncle Jackie never told me to...

Never trust strangers, never chew with your mouth open, and never spit into the wind. Duh.

Jade

Whoa, time out! Are you... [The woman removes her hat and sunglasses revealing herself to be an adult version of Jade]

You? Took you long enough.

Jade

If you're me, then you must be... from the future.

Double bonus score.

Jade

But, how? Why?

I'll give you the download on the way. [Whistles for taxi]

Jade

I learned to whistle like that? Cool!