Welcome to my world, Chan!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Jackie!
I'm not sure who to root for! [Jade punches Valmont angrily] ...Go Jackie.
Go Valmont.
And ruin my Italian shoes?
And keep Shendu for a roomate?
[as Uncle begins the Chi Spell] The Chi Wizard! [the Chi Spell launches and hits Bai Tza] NO!
[filming from the front of the boat] Ooh! Fish fry! [she is suddenly caught in the crossfire of the Chi Spell, and lifted from the boat] Whoa!
Jade!
[flying with the beam of the spell] JACKIE! Whoa!
[Bai Tza's portal opens sucking her inside, along with Jade; back at the boat, Uncle collapses in grief]
Uncle! We have to get Jade! You have to reopen the portal!
[tosses his Chi equipment aside] The Chi Spell has sealed the portal, like it has sealed all the others...forever... [begins to cry]
[trying to start the boat] Hurry, Uncle! We must fly to Rome!
Jade is not in Rome, Jackie. She is trapped in the Demon Netherworld.
Oh why couldn't it have been me?
[grunts in frustration] There must be something we can do, Uncle! A counterspell! A stronger spell! SOME WAY TO- [Uncle cuffs him] Ow!
I cannot think with all your noise! [in deep thought] The Eighth Door!
Uncle?
We have permanently sealed seven portals belonging to seven Demon Sorcerors, but not the one belonging to Shendu! It is Jade's only hope of escape from the Demon Realm...
[filming the area around her] The Demon Netherworld, where Demon Sorcerors go when they've been bad. Where no human has gone before, until now. [breaking character] My ratings will be huge! [sigh] If I can find a way out of here...
Now about the Eighth Door, Shendu, it is the portal of your banishment. Only you may pass through it.
That once was true Bai Tza, but now that I am a spirit, my portal is vacant, waiting to be filled by others.
You mean another. Only one may pass through each portal.
That is the rule.
...Do you think I have been dallying here?! [holds up a phone book] I have discovered a spell, uh which will keep the portal open until the last of you is free! In fact, I was just preparing to journey to it when you called. Hak Foo! Bring me- [the Pan'Ku Box is being lifted away by Jackie] THE PAN'KU BOX?!
Shark snatches bait! [leaps for the box]
What shark?
What is he talking about?
[whipsers brightfully] Jackie!
[Jackie kicks Hak Foo into a gong]
Shendu, what is happening?!
Uhh, Hak Foo always sounds the gong as we take our leave. Which reminds me...[begins to cover up the mirror] See you all at my portal! [covers the mirror]
Shendu!
PKPo Kong
Can he be trusted?
DGDai Gui
Of course not!
Yet we have no other options.
But all of eternity to punish him, should he again deceive us.
And we are on our way to China, why?
Chan has stolen the Pan'Ku Box. Clearly he wants to find my portal so he can seal it.
Now why would Chan go through all the trouble if he knows you don't need the portal to pass between the realms?
For good measure I suppose. Meanwhile, my brothers and sisters are expecting me to open my door and free them!
I brought your spellbook. [holds out the phonebook to Shendu]
...YOU BROUGHT THE PHONEBOOK YOU SIMPLETON! I was bluffing! [throws the book aside]
So there is no way to free all of them.
Of course there is! ...I...just...need to find it. That's all.
[looking for her camera] Where's my camera?
[holding the camera up] Oh Jade...say "Chi Spell"!
Jade knows her puzzles.
[flying to the other Demons with Jade] Brothers and sisters, I bring you the mortal called, Jade! [Jade gasps]
PKPo Kong
Mmmm, yummy!
Uhh, if you think you're all getting out, well I hate to break it to you, but Shendu's lying. [the Demons begin to murmur amongst themselves] Only one of you can go through the portal. End of story.
DGDai Gui
How do you know?
Uncle told me.
The Chi Wizard!
So Shendu did deceive us.
There's a surprise.
So, uh, which one of you is it gonna be?
Surely there must be a civil way to resolve this.
Like what? Alphabetical order?
Jade awaits us
We must open the portal immediately
[Shendu-possessed-Valmont appears atop moose world entrance]
SPShendu possessing Valmont's body
So that is why you wanted the box! Well, I assure you Chan.. The only thing emerging from my portal will be a demon!
Gorilla Grip!
[stops for breath and looks defeated] Jade....
Jackie! There is more than one way to skin a cat! [throws Jackie a sword] And two ways to open a portal! [starts chanting and sword begins glowing]
SPShendu possessing Valmont's body
[cowers] Aahh! The symbol of the immortal who defeated me!
Sword slays dragon! [points and activates enchanted sword spell at Shendu, forcing his spirit out of Valmont's body and also forcing Shendu's portal open]
[The portal opens; demons rush toward it in a frenzy]
The portal!
DDemons
Every demon for himself!
DGDai Gui
Age before beauty.
[Demons scramble and fight; Hsi Wu is pushed back. but eventually regains his lead]
Hsi Wu. One goes through, that's the rule. [blows him a kiss before jumping into the portal which subsequently seals]
No!
[mid-air] Whoa [lands in Jackie's arms after emerging from the portal] Did you miss me?
[sarcastic tone] Not at all.
[while smiling contently] Tch.
DGDai Gui
[after Shendu's portal closes] That, is number eight.
Which would make us fresh out of portals.
[filming Shendu with Jade's camera] Say "Chi Spell"!
Perhaps we should seek a...tear in the Time-Space Continuum...
[gasps] Ooh! Can we, Jackie?
[Jackie shakes his head "no".]
Aw!
[as her parents answer the door] Surprise!
JSJade's Parents
Jade!
Mom! Dad!
Hope you don't mind us dropping in uninvited.
JSJade's Father
Cousin Jackie, it's so good to see you again!
JSJade's Mother
You have been such a wonderful role model for Jade.
Oh well, thank you- [Uncle cuffs him] Ow!
You take credit for my good influence?!
JSJade's Parents
Uncle!
Tch. Is Uncle everyone's uncle?
JSJade's Father
He is actually our cousin... aren't you? [Jackie and Uncle look at each other in confusion]
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