Dark Chow quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

Daolon Wong

Gan, Ren, Chui! [summons the Dark Enforcers]

Hey football!

Bonding time, eh Big-D?

[hugging Daolon] We knew you were one of us!

Daolon Wong

Gan, Ren, Chui!

Daolon Wong

The horse!

Okay stretchy, get off your high horse.

Young Valmont

Unhand me, you buffoons!

Whoa!

It's Big-V!

And he's mini!

Young Valmont

Indeed. I attempted to liberate you three, and that rancid prune of a wizard burdened me with this juvenile curse!

Whoa, you tried to rescue us?

Aw.

We didn't know you cared!

We must bring the ox to the sanctuary of the Ben-Shui Temple before the forces of Dark Chi descend upon us.

[suddenly appear] Consider yourselves descended upon, Gramps.

[as they corner all but Jade against a cliff] You know how much we care about you guys, but Daolon Wong been riding us to get rid of you once and for all.

We're sure gonna miss you.

Say "goodbye", Chan.

Jackie

Uhhh... Goodbye Chan?

Daolon Wong

My enemies possess nine Talisman powers, and I only possess two?! [seemingly points to Hak Foo] I have you to thank for that!

Hak Foo!

Sheesh!

Get with the program, will ya?

Daolon Wong

I meant all of you!

Hey, backyard barbecue!

What are we grilling?

Dark Hak Foo

JACKIE CHAN!

Let's tenderize him!

It is great to be back.

Yo... Shen-dude!

Uh, long time, no... breathe.

Yeah, happy... rebirthday.

Hak Foo

We are weak!

We're human!

We're free!

Nuh-uh... [seeing Captain Black with handcuffs] Busted.

Jackie

Go, go, go!

Not!

[Chuckles evilly] Look what washed up on deck.

Jackie

Jade, what are you doing here?

Jade

Heh heh. Looks like I'm catch of the day.

Gimme back my mask, Chan.

Or it's anchor's away for your niece.

Demon magic, here I come!

Not! You clowns had your Shadow be a ninja masters and you blew it!

Tarakudo

Pop quiz: Why is Jackie Chan not also here searching for the mask?

Uh...

Tarakudo

Answer: Because Mr. Chan already has the mask.

Oh! I knew that.

Tarakudo

End of quiz. Now for the pop.

Jade

Let's finish him off! [Ratso and Chow stops her]

Now, Jade.

You know your Uncle Jackie will not approve.

Jade

Aw...

Jackie

Take me back to the beginning!

Daolon Wong

Hmph. So here we are, back in the old fool's trash heap.

That is old fool's rare trash heap to you!

Jade

Wait a sec. [Looks at her bags] Jackie went to the wrong beginning, the first time we met!

Jackie

Wait, this can't be right, where are Uncle and...

Daolon Wong

Give me that! [Jackie drops the deja vu stone and stares at Jade]

Jackie

Jade...

Jade

Jackie is right, I do get in his way.

You're Jackie Chan, the archaeologist?

Jackie

I bet you were looking for the shield I brought back from Bavaria.

We're looking for the... How'd you know?

Jackie

[Points at Daolon Wong] He has it!

Daolon Wong

Chan is lying! Do you not recognized your master?!

The only master we have is big V!

And he's gonna wanna hear all about where you stashed the shield!

Jade

Way to rewrite history, Jackie!

Did they buy anything?

Jackie

No.

You are terrible salesman! [Jackie looks at Jade and picks up the phone]

Who are you calling?

Jackie

Jade's parents. She must return to Hong Kong.

But she just arrived.

Jade

What?! No way! Who's gonna help save the day?! The world?! Jackie's butt?!

Jackie

Uncle, you must trust me. It will be better for Jade,for us if she does not stay.

Jade

No, Jackie. Hang up the phone, you need me!