Shendu quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

So she speeds off, and then zappo, she's gone!

It was freaky, Big V! Left behind some kind of energy hole!

Valmont

Energy hole? Zappo?

A crude description, Valmont, but I indeed sense a wrinkle in time. The child has used the speed talisman to forge a tunnel to the past.

Valmont

And if Shendu's rabbit dug a hole, all you idiots have to do to secure the Talisman is go through that hole.

But tunnels through time flow only in one direction. If you wish them to return, they will require this. [a Shadowkahn warrior presents a crystal orb to Tohru]

So uh...just how far back does this tunnel thingy go?

We talking dinosaurs?

Valmont

I don't care if it leads to the Big Bang, you buffoons! Just bring me that talisman!

Daolon Wong

Your answer, most malevolent of fire-breathers?

[in spirit form] It would seem you have summoned me merely to humor me, wizard. For to obtain the power of combustion, you would require a living earth-bound dragon... which I am not.

Daolon Wong

You underestimate my talents, Lord Shendu. As the most malevolent of Dark Chi masters, I know a multitude of ancient spells, some of which might restore you.

Aah, then you may have my rightful power, Daolon Wong, if you find a spell that will allow me to live again.

It is great to be back.

Yo... Shen-dude!

Uh, long time, no... breathe.

Yeah, happy... rebirthday.

Daolon Wong

Yes! My prize approaches! The power of combustion...

BELONGS TO ME! [absorbs the Talisman Power]

Aah, feel the burn! [wipes out the Dark Enforcers]

Daolon Wong

But brother of darkness, we had an arrangement!

I may be a noble Dragon, but I am also a demon sorcerer, and not known for keeping promises.

Daolon Wong

I still possess two Talisman Powers with which to destroy you! [fires his heat beam eyes at Shendu, only to have Shendu immediately absorb his powers]

Levitation! Heat beam eyes! What thoughtful birthday presents.

Drago

The Earth was within my grasp! You never let me have what I want!

I told you not to play with your father's world!

Drago

Why not?! You weren't using it! You're always too busy fighting wizards!