Mama Tohru quotes from Jackie Chan Adventures

One more thing...

No more things!

[Gasps] You disrespect Uncle?! Uncle took you in, put roof over your head, put food in your belly lots of food! And this is how you repay me?!

I cook, I clean, I travel the world to be smothered by fish! And you thank me by demanding "Many more things!"

I will never speak to you again!

Jackie

[cell phone rings] Hello? [hands it to Jade] It's for you.

Jade, we were in the middle of a big auction and then all the icons disappeared.

Jade

No problem, T. Just click on the blinking Super-Moose in the corner and [demonic voice] SURRENDER YOUR SOUL TO THE FORCES OF DARKNESS!

Uh... I will figure it out on my own.

Jade

See the oinker at 12 o' clock?

Jackie

Yes, that is very nice, Jade. But I really not supposed to be here. [Jackie founds the Deja Vu Stone on the cymbals]

There.

Jade

Check it out, I helped!

Jackie

The Deja Vu Stone!

Jade

Yeah, whatever. Aren't we looking for the Pig Talisman? Tohru!

Hak Foo

Many thanks for leading us to the prize.

You are not welcome!

Hak Foo

You!

Why so afraid? He's an old man.

Jade

Hey, Jackie.

Jackie

[startled] Jade, what are you doing here?!

Jade

Get serious.

Sorry, Jackie.

Jackie

Jade, listen to me. I told you before we are not here to play games.

Jade

[yawns and stretches her arms as she wakes up] [gasps] It's my birthday! yes! [pumps both arms in excitement]

Jade

[non-chalant tone] Oh~ there you are! What's everybody doing?

Captain Black

[to Uncle] Is the Chi Containment Unit stable?

You want demon chi kept safe? Yes? then let Uncle work without looky-loos~

Jade

Heeelloo? Anybody wanna say something?

Good Morning, Jade.

Jade

Is that all? Don't ya know what today is?

Ah'cha! [slaps his head in realization] Very important day! Day for Uncle's haircut.

Jade

Ah c'mon, you know it's my birthday~ [begins talking fast] Now for breakfast, I want chocolate chip pancakes with whip cream and strawberries and—

Jackie

I'm sorry, Jade. Things are a little busy round Section 13 this morning. We will have to celebrate your birthday -later-

Jade

What!? how much later?

Jackie

Uhh... Just be patient.

Jade

[obvious disappointment] Awwww.

Drago!

Jackie

And... Strikemaster Ice?

Jade

Hey, Pizza-face got a Drago makeover!

Strikemaster Ice

Yo dawg, you didn't say nothing about putting the hurt on Chan. First day on the job and we already get a bonus!

Jade

Oh, no. I'm a mule. A stubborn mule!

Jackie

[Gasps] My head! It's huge!

I'm turning into my mother!

Jackie

[Giggling]

Jackie, are you all right?

Jackie

Yes, but you two look very wobbly. Wobbly is a funny word rhymes with gobbly.

Jade

He has so got the bends.

Jackie

I do? OH, what a nice car. Yay for me! Oh, hello again, Buddy!

Captain Black

Jackie has the bad case of the bends needs to take decompressed for thirty-eight hours, same for Uncle.

Let Uncle out!

Jade

Poor guy, totally delusional.

I do not understand, Jade. Why didn't you tell Captain Black that sensei had the bends?

Jade

Are you kidding?! That garlic smells was making me gag! I figured, two days of solitary, goodbye major stank!

Let Uncle Out! Aiya!

Jackie

I hear knock knock. Who's there? [Giggles]. I like monkies and wax slips. This is a nice phone booth. Ooh, look! I can make funny sounds with my under arms. [Giggling] Oops, 'cuse me.

Jade, we brought your favorite. Triple black burritos.

Jade

Thanks, time hopping gives me a major munchies.

Jade?!

Jade?!

Jade?!