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3rd most-quoted character in Jackie Chan Adventures: in 178 of its 738 quotesJackie (105), Jade Clones (96), Mama Tohru (40)
Scenes with Uncle 159
Uh... Sorry, wrong number. [Jade sighs in relief]
U Uncle
Jackie, next time you make crank call phone loca.
Living with you guys is gonna rock!
[Sighs] You have no idea just yet how much.
U Uncle
You speak English! [Jade shrugs]
Now, return me to the present.
Jade, how did you know? [Jade points at herself and Uncle]
U Uncle
Where did Jackie go? [Jade shrugs]
I'm glad you decided to keep me around.
Let it just say, I realize that perhaps you have save me a time or two.
Gah! A broken leg?! But I did not even hit the ground!
Ah, Jade! Did you see the mess you got me into?
Gee, Jackie. I already admit it was total my fault you slipped in my Gnome Cop action figure and busted your leg.
No, not that! If you have got in the way and allow Daolon Wong to take the Deja Vu stone, I wouldn't be lost in time!
[Frustrated] Never mind. You are the past Jade. You would not know that.
Uncle, do you think Jackie's right? Did I really mess things up?
U Uncle
[scoffs] Nonsense, Jade. Jackie needs to watch where he's walking.
Not the broken leg, the Deja Vu thing! I'm still like a dummy when Long Snake it from me! It's all my fault Jackie's stuck in rerunville!
I'll give Jackie a 9.2 for thinking on his feet for we really work much better as a team.
No! No, Jade! Do not get on that plane! [Jade hops inside the plane along with El Toro Fuerte]
[chuckle nervously] See? Teamwork.
See the oinker at 12 o' clock?
Yes, that is very nice, Jade. But I really not supposed to be here. [Jackie founds the Deja Vu Stone on the cymbals]
Yeah, whatever. Aren't we looking for the Pig Talisman? Tohru!
Many thanks for leading us to the prize.
U Uncle
You are not welcome!
Why so afraid? He's an old man.
U Uncle
That will teach foolish Tohru to mess with Uncle with his power by immortality talisman! [Realized] Do not tell faithful apprentice Uncle said that.
Come on, Jackie! Grab the stone and will yourself back here!
Quick, Jade! The antidote!
No! Tch. You think I would have gotten right the second time around.
U Uncle
Your past self does not know then but you know now, Jade.
Maybe... This is possible to... being cursed to relive all the... worse moments of my life!
Since you have things well in hand, Uncle. I will take my leave. [Gasps]
And what's with the stone you all keep jabbering about?! Wong snake his way in!
Easy, as any ex queen of the ShadowKhan can tell you, wearing the sign of Tarakudo can keep control over ninjas. It's tattoo time.
No, Jade. It is far too dangerous even if you have done it before.
U Uncle
I volunteer Tohru.
[yawns and stretches her arms as she wakes up] [gasps] It's my birthday! yes! [pumps both arms in excitement]
[scene transition to the Section 13 vault]
[non-chalant tone] Oh~ there you are! What's everybody doing?
[no response]
[to Uncle] Is the Chi Containment Unit stable?
U Uncle
You want demon chi kept safe? Yes? then let Uncle work without looky-loos~
Heeelloo? Anybody wanna say something?
Is that all? Don't ya know what today is?
U Uncle
Ah'cha! [slaps his head in realization] Very important day! Day for Uncle's haircut.
Ah c'mon, you know it's my birthday~ [begins talking fast] Now for breakfast, I want chocolate chip pancakes with whip cream and strawberries and—
I'm sorry, Jade. Things are a little busy round Section 13 this morning. We will have to celebrate your birthday -later-
[obvious disappointment] Awwww.
Well, what are you land lubbers waiting for? Let's shape up and ship out!
Jackie, I saw a movie Titanic 12 times. That makes me total expert on sunken treasure!
U Uncle
Jade, you must listen to Jackie. You cannot go sub with us.
And neither can you, Uncle. Not with your cold or those germs in a tiny close space. [Uncle slaps Jackie's head] Ow!
U Uncle
Uncle is not infectious! [Sneezes] And you cannot perform removal spell yourself?
You realize that, Uncle. But Tohru and I can retrieve the castanets. And you can perform the removal spells later on dry land.
I know, I know. Too dangerous, but you need me, Uncle Jackie. [He stares at her for a long time] Ok, fine. I'll leave.
Very funny, we are 2,000 League under the sea and... [Sniffing the air] Why do you smell like garlic?
Not me. [Sniffing] It's coming from... [Jackie opens the vent and sees Uncle]
Great minds, think alike.
Jackie has the bad case of the bends needs to take decompressed for thirty-eight hours, same for Uncle.
Poor guy, totally delusional.
I do not understand, Jade. Why didn't you tell Captain Black that sensei had the bends?
Are you kidding?! That garlic smells was making me gag! I figured, two days of solitary, goodbye major stank!
U Uncle
Let Uncle Out! Aiya!
I hear knock knock. Who's there? [Giggles] . I like monkies and wax slips. This is a nice phone booth. Ooh, look! I can make funny sounds with my under arms. [Giggling] Oops, 'cuse me.
Jade, you weren't supposed to... [Jade smiles innocently] Oh, why did I bother?
I knew this wasn't a real vacation, so what's the 411 on the big, blue marble?
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