Charlie Kelly quotes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Dennis

So, algorithm-wise, what have we learned here today?

Mac

That Dee is a nasty fucking slut.

Charlie

So nasty. She's so nasty.

Charlie

I got an angle, okay? We go in there, we say that we're the Smuckers Brothers.

Dennis

Why?

Charlie

Well, we're, like, the Smuckers Brothers. We're purveyors of fine jellies and jams from the Deep South.

Dennis

How does that get us closer to the goal?

Charlie

(bad Southern accent) They're gonna be impressed with some jelly magnates.

Mac

I think that you are confusing the Smuckers brothers with the Smothers Brothers, who were a folk singing duo from the '50s.