Zim quotes from Invader Zim

Zim

Now let's see where you are keeping the location of the disk, Dib!

Zim

There!

Dib

He's in my head! Knowledge losing... brain... poop. I can't remember where the file is! Gaz, he did it! He made me forget!

Gaz

Quiet, Dib!

Zim

And now to unleash stupidity on your entire brain!

GIR

I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a little bit, 'kay?

Zim

GIR, what are you doing? Stop immediately! You're disgusting!

GIR

...Awww, somebody needs a hug!

Zim

Nononono, no, GIR, no!! [attempts to spray GIR]

GIR

I'm gonna hug you!

Zim

Sirs! I apologize for not reporting in, but-- excuse me.

Zim

...all is going well, nothing too big to report, aside to the usual- oh, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ONE!!

Zim

The disinfectant, it's almost gone! All hope is lost if I don't find more! Clever! I won't give up! I'll destroy you! And you! And you! And yoooouuu!

Tallest Purple

Did that scare you too?

Zim

[zooms in on single germ] HAH! [jumps over to germ and starts to spray vigorously with Germ Spray]

[starts to choke and gag on Germ Spray]

Zim

[continues to spray germ]

[in extremely high-pitched voice] WHYYYYYYY?!? [falls over dead]

Zim

[sprays the germ again]

Aah! M-My organs!

Zim

[laughs] Inferior human organs!

Zim

Augh! My squeedly-spooch!

Dib

Squeedly-spooch? Did you hear that, Gaz? That's no human organ! Humans don't have squeedly-spooches!

Gaz

[sarcastically] I've got a squeedly-spooch.

Ms. Bitters

Zim!

Zim

[saluting] Sir!

Ms. Bitters

There's a pigeon on your head. You've got head pigeons. Get to the nurse before they spread to the other children!

Zim

Yes, Ms. Bitters.

Ms. Bitters

No leaving class without a hall pass, Zim.

Zim

Of course...

Ms. Bitters

If you leave skool grounds, it will explode.

Hey! Where's your hall pass?

Zim

Say...you're full of organs, aren't you?

Why yes. Yes I am.

Zim

And you wouldn't notice if you were, say, missing a few?

Probably not.

Dib

That's it, Zim! This has to stop!

Zim

I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.

Dib

Look at you! You've gone too far! You're a hideous blob of stolen organs!

Zim

I've been working out...

Dib

You think you can fool a trained medical professional?

Zim

Yes.

Dib

I suppose you've got a heart in there?

Zim

Six of them.

Dib

Intestines?

Zim

Large or small?

Dib

Spleen?

Zim

In three different colors.

Dib

What about lungs?

Zim

GIR! I've been captured!

Gir

YAY!

Zim

No, that's bad GIR!

Gir

YAY!

Dib

What's the matter, Zim? Don't they have rain on your planet?

Zim

Of course! We...oh, such rain we had! Eh...it was...delicious!

Ms. Bitters

Zim, the machine says that the only career you are suitable for is-

Zim

Yes, yes! Lord of humans! I will rule you all with an iron fist!

Ms. Bitters

No, Zim. The machine has assigned you a career in fast food preparation.

Zim

Then I will prepare food with my iron fist! Then I will work my way up to ruling you all with my fist! [to Melvin] You! [shakes fist in Melvin's face] Obey the fist!

Zim

GIR! Come to the observatory!

GIR

Yes?

Zim

What have you done to the telescope?

GIR

Nothin'.

Zim

You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?

GIR

I know...I'm scared too...

Zim

What do you think you're doing?

Well, you see that planet back there?

Zim

Yes.

We're going to throw it into our sun. Why? You got a problem with that?

That one's gonna burn real good. Lots of critters. Critters burn good.

Zim

The Earth is safe! I did it, GIR! Now let's go destroy it!

GIR

Yay!