Mr. Stern quotes from iCarly

I saw you kissed his nose.

Carly

Well, yeah, but we're not dating.

Mr. Stern

Let's all get to class.

I'll see you around.

Carly

But it was just a nose kiss! Aw, come on! It was strictly nasal!

Mr. Stern

Who pulled that fire alarm?

Carly

It was me.

Mr. Stern

Well, thank goodness you did, the microwave in the teacher's lounge just burst into flames.

Gibby

There's Spencer with a fake beard!

OY!

Mr. Stern

Rabbi Goldman!

Sam

[to Gibby] That was a real rabbi!

Gibby

I didn't know! I don't have cable!

Mr. Stern

Puckett, you just earned yourself triple detention. Come along, rabbi.