T-BoAlright! You want the truth?
T-Bo
You... I...:
[T-Bo walks over to kitchen countertop and takes a drink, stalling for time]:
T-Bo
Okay, nobody calls me Terrence! I am T-Bo! T - Bo! I'm not fancy! [In fancy voice] I don't talk like this. [In normal voice] I sling smoothies, I put food on sticks, and I like a lot of women!
T-Bo
So much!
T-Bo
So you'd rent me the room! Now this is the real me. You can either accept me as I am, or just tell me to get out.
[T-Bo stands with a shocked, disappointed face]:
Okay! This is outta control! We've been here for 15 hours, and we wanna leave!
[tries to open the door] OPEN THIS DOOR!!!!
NSNora's Father
We may never open the door!!
That's right! [Pauses] Because my birthday party shall go on. Forever....
DFDershlit family
And ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever....
[Suddenly, Mrs. Benson and T-Bo ram through the door on T-Bo's motercycle]
T-Bo
Chicken? [Maurice clucks]
Freddie! [Freddie runs over and hugs her]
So.. I'm confused, are we in trouble?
MOMrs. Michelle Obama
No, not at all!
She watched iCarly online last week.
Uh huh, my daughters are big fans and I am too.
T-Bo
[walks through Carly and Spencer's front door] Wait, is she-
[Carly, Sam and Freddie yell at T-Bo to leave]
[T-Bo quickly leaves]
So what are you doing here? Um.. your, excellency. [takes a small bow]
You don't call her your excellency.
OMrs. Obama
No, no, I kinda like it.
[Sam whacks her upper chest at Freddie and he pulls a 'what?!' face back at her]
OMrs. Obama
I came here to say, I'm proud of you.
OMrs. Obama
[points at Carly] Because of how much you care for your father, [then points at Sam and Freddie] and because of what you two did for your friend.
You mean, setting up the surprise birthday party on iCarly?
OMrs. Obama
Uh huh, my husband and I talk to a lot of people with family in the military.
[puts his hands on Mrs Obama's shoulders] Her husband is the president.
[Mrs. Obama's bodyguards reach into their pockets as if they're about to pull out guns and begin to make their way towards Spencer]
Sorry. [takes his hands off Mrs Obama's shoulders and takes a few steps back]
[T-Bo lifts up a sign that says 'Warning']
[T-Bo puts down the sign]
You're about to watch a very special episode of iCarly.
It's not for normal people.
T-Bo
You might find it, disturbing.
[They all lift up bowls of soup.]
As you enjoy this special new episode of iCarly.
[All of them eat a spoonful of soup]
You know, even though Spencer and I have to move out of this apartment tonight, forever, I'm still in a great mood.
Oh, when aren't you in a good mood?
I know right [agreeing with Freddie]
What?! Sometimes I get in bad moods.
No no no, wait wait wait wait wait. In all fairness, sometimes Carly does get in bad moods.
Uh, like when the time T-Bo made you those stuffed mushrooms.
[The rest apart from Carly agree with him and laugh]
Oh c'mon, I wasn't that mad.
You were pretty mad that day-
-no [disagreeing with Sam]
[Everyone looks up for a flashback]
[flashback]
[Sam, Freddie, Spencer and Carly are all reading together]
I just love reading together.
[T-Bo walks in]
T-Bo
Hey hey Carly! I made you stuffed mushrooms.
[Carly stands up and slams her book shut]
[yells] WHO CARES?! [throws book at T-Bo angrily]
[T-Bo falls against the door, Sam, Spencer and Freddie turn to Carly in shocked at the same time and Carly breathes in and out quickly and deeply in rage and anger. Scene cuts to the group in Tori Vega's living room]
Okay. Okay, I was in kind of a bad mood that day.
GGibby (as Robbie)
Kind of?
You threw a book at T-Bo.
Yeah, and just because he made you some stuffed mushroo-[notices the area they are in] Hey. Uh, hey, wha-
(notices he is Robbie) Gibbeh?
(hesitantly and shocked) When I make it shine...!
[the group all stares straight, then at each other, then straight again]
Carly! You gotta come back with me! [gives Carly her backpack]
But, I'm supposed to do iCarly stuff tonight with Sam and Freddie.
Well, bring them along, this concerns them too! [gives Freddie his camera and Sam her remote]
Whoa, whoa, wait a second.
What are you talking about?
What happens to us in the future, do we become hobknockers or something?
No no, you guys all turn out fine. It's your kids.
Um, yours [points to Carly] and his? [points to Freddie] Or his [points to Freddie] and hers, [points to Sam] or hers [points to Sam again] and his, [points to Freddie] I don't remember, but something's gotta be done about your kids!
Well, how do we get to a future episode of iCarly?
[T-Bo flys out of Spencer's room in a bubble]
T-Bo
Y'all can hitch a ride with me.
Hurry T-bo! Beam us onboard!
T-Bo
Energising. [beams the others onboard]
Wait! In the future, is iCarly still on in reruns?
Reruns? Where we're going we don't need... [puts his costume glasses on] Reruns.
T-Bo
Hang on! [starts moving his spaceship bubble]
[Everyone makes whirling noises, then they all scream and cheer as they fly through the screen into the future.]
[shouts down the corridor] Carly, c'mon!
[Carly walks round the corner with all the luggage, groaning. She drops the bags and leans against Freddie's front door, but the door opens and she falls in and screams. She gets up, still groaning and closes the door]
[Throws a hat on the floor] I'm sick and dying! Urgh!
Maybe I should take you to a doctor.
No. [Starts picking all the bags back up] no, just, open our door so I can... go in there and just be alone.
[Spencer opens the front door]
[Sam, Freddie, Gibby and T-Bo are all hanging out in their apartment]
[They all say hi]
[walks in to find Sam, Freddie, Gibby and T-Bo partying in the apartment] What is going on here?
T-Bo
I'm in a kiddie pool!
How long, have you guys been hanging out in OUR apartment?
Uh, how long you guys been on vacation?
Carly groans and falls to the floor
Gibby helps Carly stand up
T-Bo
Man, she looks sicky sick.
Yeah, she's got jungle worms.
[drops Carly] Oh my god! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!! [runs out of the apartment]
They're like these scuzzy little parasites that set up camp in your guts.
Spencer helps Carly onto the couch while she continues groaning
How do you know about jungle worms?
My mom got them from using some foreign guy's toothbrush.
So, what are the symptoms?
Can someone cover me with a blanket?
..and a lot of, you know..
[Carly runs into the bathroom and throws up]
One of us should probably get in there and help her.
Hey these steaks are ready.
[They all go over to Sam for some steak, leaving Carly in the bathroom alone]
T-Bo
[to Carly] The deal was you stay at the Benson's all night.
No. You win. She's a nightmare. You can come over to our place any time you want.
T-Bo
[touched] Aw. Now, that's what I like to hear.
[Carly and T-Bo enter their apartments, Carly entering her apartment. T-Bo entering the Bensons' apartment. However, before T-Bo enters the Bensons' apartment, he has one more thing to say.]
T-Bo
Hey. [Carly comes back out] I'll see you at the Groovy Smoothie.
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