Spencer Shay quotes from iCarly

I'm leaving tonight.

Wow. Way to bring us all down.

But, you can't leave tonight!

I'm sorry. They need me back at the base in Italy tomorrow.

But, but that's not fair, you just got here! Come on... This is supposed to be a happy night! But, I just wanted more time, ya know, to have fun with you...

Then come with me.

[surprised] What? What are you talking about?

My Air Force base is right outside Florence, beautiful little town. Lots of the other officers have their kids living with them right on the base. There's a school. You can do...

This is crazy.

Why? Why is it crazy?

Because! I... I can't leave my friends.

He's your dad.

Yeah, yeah. Living in Italy? Italian smoothies. I bet they use that Gelato. Oh yeah. Gelato's good.

Sam?

Oh, dude... If my dad asked me to spend some time with him in Italy, I'd say... Well, first I'd say, "oh, so you're my dad". And then I'd go.

But... But what about iCarly?

The Internet will still be here when you get back.

But what about...?

...Go to Italy. Go with Dad.

Lots a handsome guys your age in Italy.

I'm going to Italy!