Zoey, Scoundrel Ted and others in “Garbage Island”

Oh man, this movie is scary.

I know, right?

I don't know who he is, but I pictured him with a mustache.

Limit the search to guys with mustaches. Smart.

Anyway, soon the inevitable happened. She told me she was in love with someone else. Obviously, it made me angry.

And the, that was the last time you saw her...

...but I gathered my composure and told her I'd do anything to keep her. I begged her not to leave. We made love that night -

[spits out drink] It's damned good brandy.