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How I Met Your Mother · Season 1, Episode 18

Sandy Rivers, Robin and others in “Nothing Good Happens After 2 A.M.”

[to Robin] We should have sex.

What?

Why not? We're both available, we're both attractive, we're both good at it. At least I'm good at it, and even if you're not, don't worry. I'll have a good time either way.

Well, moving past the horrifying image of your hair helmet clanging against the headboard, I don't get involved with people I work with.

Get involved? Who said get involved? I'm just saying we should have sex. Having sex is fun! [he gives her his card and their news show starts] Phone number, call me anytime. [reads teleprompter] A lot of teams in action tonight...

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