Sandy Rivers: [to Robin] We should have sex.
Robin: What?
Rivers: Why not? We're both available, we're both attractive, we're both good at it. At least I'm good at it, and even if you're not, don't worry. I'll have a good time either way.
Robin: Well, moving past the horrifying image of your hair helmet clanging against the headboard, I don't get involved with people I work with.
Rivers: Get involved? Who said get involved? I'm just saying we should have sex. Having sex is fun! [he gives her his card and their news show starts] Phone number, call me anytime. [reads teleprompter] A lot of teams in action tonight...

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