[Robin is administering Patrice's yearend performance appraisal - and she just fired her]
Why would you fire me?
Because nobody should be as happy as you are! [goes to door and opens it] and also, your cookies? They're only... pretty good.
[tries to step out but turns back at her] Robin, is this really about me?
[cracking] No its not. [Patrice embraces her]
[enters] The old fire and bang. Respect, Scherbatsky.
I'm sorry. It's just that seeing you with Barney has run up some old feelings - and I really don't like feelings, but that's not your fault or Barney's fault. It's just really hard seeing you with him.
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