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S7 E2

How I Met Your Mother · Season 7, Episode 2

Nora, Barney and others in “The Naked Truth”

[In coming clean to Nora, Barney explains every lie he's ever made to seduce a woman]

Nora

Ok, let's skip ahead. What's the worst one? The lowest of the low? The crème de la creepy?

Barney

Oh, I once pulled the Soul Man. There was this beautiful girl who only dated black guys- [black woman at next booth overhears and looks in their direction]

Woman

Barnelle!?! Ooh, I knew it! [walks out]

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