“A Change of Heart” quotes from How I Met Your Mother

Nora

Barney, what I'm about to say is gonna sound a little weird, but, I'm think I'm starting to like you, so I have to say it.

Barney

Well, for what it's worth, I'm not easily shocked...unless you dump water on me, 'cause I'm [gestures to his heart monitor and mimics electrocution]... what is it?

Nora

I wanna get married. Not tonight, or even to you necessarily, but that's what I want, and if that's gonna scare you off, I'd rather it scare you off now. I want a family, I want to live in a house, with a garden with a tree for kids to climb. I want to go to sleep every night with the same person by my side, and wake up next to him in the morning - every morning - for the rest of my life. Just thought you should know that.

Ted

Robin! Hey, remember Scooby? Well, he got out.

Robin

Got out? What do you mean?

Ted

He just walked right out of the apartment. Someone must've left the door open.

Marshall

It wasn't me.

Lily

Me neither. [gasps] He must have figured out how to open it himself!

Ted

He's so smart, we should get him on Letterman doing tricks!

Marshall

I know Paul Schaefer's sandwich guy. This can happen.

[Reading Barney's heart monitor] What happened at 8:46 PM last night.?

Barney

Well let's see, Wheel of Fortune, naked push ups, naked chin ups... oh I was at dinner.

Nora

[at dinner] Barney, what I'm about to say is gonna sound a little weird, but, I'm think I'm starting to like you, so I have to say it.

Barney

Well, for what it's worth, I'm not easily shocked...unless you dump water on me, 'cause I'm [gestures to his heart monitor and mimics electrocution]... what is it?

Nora

I wanna get married. Not tonight, or even to you necessarily, but that's what I want, and if that's gonna scare you off, I'd rather it scare you off now. I want a family, I want to live in a house, with a garden with a tree for kids to climb. I want to go to sleep every night with the same person by my side, and wake up next to him in the morning - every morning - for the rest of my life. Just thought you should know that.