Marshall Eriksen quotes from How I Met Your Mother

Played by Jason Segel · 137 quotes · page 10 of 10

Played by Jason Segel

How I Met Your Mother · 439 quotes

4th most-quoted character in How I Met Your Mother: in 137 of its 439 quotes
Most scenes with: Lily Aldrin (80), Ted Mosby (60), Barney Stinson (45)

Scenes with Marshall Eriksen 131

[Barney recalls hating Gary Blauman because he ate four of Barney's French fries at MacLaren's, one of which being...]

Ted

You don't take a man's accidental curly!

Marshall

You take a man's wife before you take his accidental curly!

Lily

If you wanted curly fries so bad, why not just order them in the first place? [scoffed at by the guys]

Ted

Yeah, that's what you want? All curly fries?

Marshall

Regular cut, with a few accidental curlies, that's what you want!

Barney

That's the dream!

Ted

He is right. That is the dream.

S9 E21 Gary Blauman

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[Having failed to help Barney write his vows, Marshall and Lily go to the church for their own updated vows]

Marshall

I vow to keep at least 80% of these vows.

Lily

That seems high.

Marshall

And I vow to keep them updated as we go, because one set of vows can't cover a lifetime of growing and changing with you, of raising children with you. Falling more and more in love with you every day, Lily Aldrin, which is what I vow to do for the rest of my life.

Lily

[tears] Crap, I already broke my crying vow.

Marshall

I'll forgive you. [kisses Lily]

S9 E22 The End of the Aisle

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