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S9 E21

How I Met Your Mother · Season 9, Episode 21

Ted, Marshall and others in “Gary Blauman”

[Barney recalls hating Gary Blauman because he ate four of Barney's French fries at MacLaren's, one of which being...]

You don't take a man's accidental curly!

You take a man's wife before you take his accidental curly!

If you wanted curly fries so bad, why not just order them in the first place? [scoffed at by the guys]

Yeah, that's what you want? All curly fries?

Regular cut, with a few accidental curlies, that's what you want!

That's the dream!

He is right. That is the dream.

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