You're right.
You don't even know what I said.
That is ridiculous. Blah blah blah blah blah deaf ears. Blah blah blah blah blah blah. Absolutely essential information.
S8 E7Dead & Buried
Which means it's too late for me to back down. It's no longer my choice. It's just me - telling me he can get away with anything... I have to send him to prison.
Your job is to keep this machine running. It's your choice to make House a useful tool or a monkey wrench. Cuddy's way didn't fail because she didn't try to control House, she managed him. She knew better than anybody what a tool he could be.
14 year old girl - intermittent attacks.
4 year old boy - consistently at death's door.
[Foreman starts to walk away]
This patient died 5 years ago.
[Foreman returns and puts the file on House's desk]
I didn't say which side of the door he was on.
I need to DDX a patient with you.
I thought you had a team for that.
According to Foreman, they're only for DDXing people who are still alive.
...You have a dead patient?
Bigotry is boring when we add modifiers. I don't see creed, color, pulse.
You're an addict. And I'm an idiot for thinking your addictions were limited to pills, anti-social behavior and sarcasm.
[belches] Sorry Vicodin repeating on me.
You're also addicted to puzzles. You show all the classic behaviors: lying, neglecting responsibilities, and you can't stop - no matter how devastating the consequences.
S8 E8Perils of Paranoia
Am I weird?
Yeah, but you're hot so it's easier to put up with.
If anarchy breaks out, I plan to do what my ancestors have done throughout the ages: run.
He's not in prison; It's kinda hard to gas a guy unless you can seal him in a room first.
Which is why Arceus created the universe with three states of matter, and three hundred solid and liquid poisons that could cause these symptoms.
Arceus?
[takes a sip of tea] Look it up.
Impressive.
The wiliness with which Foreman ruled out anxiety or his complete wiliness-less-ness before he met me?
The fact that you managed to smear jelly on almost every page.
Wait, why would you think his wife poisoned him?
Because dangerous people don't break into your home, they live in it. And although his kids are old enough to want Daddy dead, they're still too young to do anything about it.
Must be such a pleasure to live in your head.
You're right. Kids might be precocious.
S8 E9Better Half
Taub's daughter is sick.
Isn't that the point of having a spare?
With great power comes great micromanaging.
Sex releases oxytocin. It's the neurochemical basis for bonding.
And that's why men always marry their right hands.
It's different for girls.
PPark
No it's not. I've tapped over 30 guys and never wanted to see most of them again. [everyone stares] I live next to a Jewish frat.
We are veering wildly off track. Please continue.
Two people are happy, and your natural impulse is to destroy it.
How do you know she's happy? Did she tell you?
No, chirping birds flew out of her butt carrying a banner.
Better to have schtupped and lost then never to have schtupped at all.
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