How I miss the sweet smell of stickin' it to the man.
Adams is right. You're protecting this girl.
No, I was wrong. It's the stench of moralizing.
S8 E10Runaways
EEllen
You must be Dr. House.
I save my appearances for when parents are on the brink of doing something incredibly stupid.
As much as I'd like to take your word for it, I have no interest in taking your word for it.
I'd turn around and shoot you, but apparently I'd miss.
Do you think people can change?
No. But I don't think that's gonna change your opinion, because... people don't change.
S8 E11Nobody's Fault
WCWalter Cofield
Let the record show that we are officially convening a disciplinary hearing regarding the events of February 3, 2012 in patient room 209. Dr. House, this recording will be transcribed and published along with all supporting documentation and rulings. Do you have any questions before we get started?
Yeah. Who the hell are you?
I'm Walter Cofield, Chief of Neurology, Mercy Hospital. I'll be deciding your fate today.
What are you doing?
Taking my Vic-amins.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym. Those who can't move their arms or legs teach us to laugh at others.
House… is brilliant. I give him the benefit of the doubt most of the time because I've seen what he can do.
Getting House out of prison is the biggest decision you've made as Dean of Medicine, right? And if he's suspended as a result of this hearing, he violates his parole and he goes back. And that probably leaves you as former Dean of Medicine.
I suppose so.
You didn't choose me to oversee this because you thought I could be objective. You chose me because you thought I'd have your back and I'd think twice about making a decision that would get you fired. Eric. I'm sorry. But if your get-House-out-of-jail-free experiment blows up in your face, it's not my job to get you out of it.
[to Chase] You brazenly defied your boss. Now that happened either because Dr. House has established that that's okay in his world, or his prank war distracted you, or House makes medicine a game, and you just wanted to beat him. Whatever the reason, it boils down to the fact that you may never walk again because House created an atmosphere that promotes recklessness.
S8 E12Chase
If she likes crippled guys, I'm free for the next six minutes.
Three weeks ago, you never would have slept with a patient. And you never would have operated on her after. You need help.
I need to get away from House and everything that reminds me of him.
By breaking the rules, not caring what anyone else thinks. You're gonna get away from him by turning into him?
Plaques... can be mistaken for nodules... which means...
Syphilis.
Explains the shoulder and foot involvement. Hope you practiced immaculate contraception.
She's throwing her life away based on blind faith!
So are you! She's found something she wants to build her life around. It's a total illusion, but apparently, she'll take a little ignorance with her bliss. You want to take that away.
How many times have you thrown the truth in people's faces?
Because it's the truth, not because we're gonna live happily ever after! Either your relationship just blows up, like every other non-magical romance, or she stays with you but blames you for stripping all the meaning out of her life.
This has nothing to do with the truth. You don't like that I'm reassessing my life. That I want to change it. That I can.
Anyone can screw up a life. I never said that wasn't possible.
You're incapable of human connection, so you want everyone to be like you.
[shouting] If I wanted you to be like me... [calmer] I would be urging you to make a stupid, stubborn decision that blows up your life and leaves you lonely and miserable. You reassess your life when you make mistakes. You didn't. You just got stabbed.
S8 E13Man of the House
Now, I am hereby searching for a number two. So I'm eating a lot of bran. Also, I want a team leader.
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