[entering the office] What are you doing?
Paying Wibberly's mortgage for a few months. [rips check out of the book] Congratulations on another successful round of hectoring.
Wait a minute, is that actually a check for him?
No. It's a giant novelty item for winning the lottery. You're just standing really far away.
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