“Remorse” quotes from House

Thirteen

Why do you want to meet her so badly?

House

Psychopaths always fascinate me. I think it's their cultural literacy and strong family values. Or is that Jews?

House

[to Foreman and Thirteen] Go have sex.

Thirteen

No, thanks.

House

Fine, I'll cover the Viagra and the lubricants. Just get me a receipt.

Foreman

We have zero feelings for each other.

House

Well, that's too bad, 'cause things worked much better when you did. Would it help if I slept with her?

House

So when you watch Star Wars, which side do you root for?

Dr. House. What are you doing?

House

Just checking in on your radiotherapy.

From what I hear, you never visit patients. And now, you've come to chat with me twice.

House

I want to know how you like being a management consultant. I'm thinking of getting into it. That or psychopathy maybe. Which pays better?

I think you're already into one of them. Dr. Hadley made a joke yesterday. She said I sound like you.

House

I'm sure you understand what “joke” means.

So you're not just out for yourself? For example, you would never interrupt a sick woman's treatment just because of some personal obsession?

House

Of course I'm self-interested. We all are. We're born that way. The rest of us are born with consciences.

Which is something you just sound ecstatic about.

House

I'm not saying it's logical. I'm just saying it's human.

So if you know your conscience is just an animal instinct, you don't need to follow it. I think you realize that. That's why you're talking to me.

Chase

I'd give her a day. Two days at the most.

House

Great. You be the clock. Everyone else will be the doctors.

Wilson

[entering the office] What are you doing?

House

Paying Wibberly's mortgage for a few months. [rips check out of the book] Congratulations on another successful round of hectoring.

Wilson

Wait a minute, is that actually a check for him?

House

No. It's a giant novelty item for winning the lottery. You're just standing really far away.