[about House] He needs you.
I love him. And I know he loves me. But I just can't.
He needs you in his life. Even if you're not sleeping with him, he needs you. Without you...
You can't go backwards. I can't fix his problem. I am his problem.
S7 E16Out of the Chute
I think maybe you're looking for something that can excite you. Fill a void. And it's affecting your judgement.
You're right. I am. But my damaged, depressed, drug-addled judgment is still better than yours or any other doctor's in this hospital. And my team is going to do this procedure and save his life. So you can either have security arrest me and my team or you can get the hell out of my way. [He pauses and watches her face] And she caves.
S7 E17Fall From Grace
[House arrives in his office on a Segway with Dominika]
Before I forget, I want you to meet Dominika. She's about to become a permanent member of Team House.
[stands and hook her arm into House's arm possessively] Nice to be meetings you all. [puts a wedding invitation down on the table]
Doing what exactly?
Me. We're getting married on Friday. [to Dominika] Mount up!
[Dominika gets on the Segway behind House and puts her arms around his waist]
I don't think that two people are supposed…
Living on the edge, baby doll!
[House honks the horn and he and Dominika roll out of the conference room on the Segway]
Congratulations on your engagement.
I hear a strange voice.
A very soft-looking man. Must be the Wilson.
[House's helicopter hits him in the head] Ow! What the hell?
Negative reinforcement.
[House checks the patient, Danny's pulse]
DDanny
Who are you?
Shhh!
DDanny
What are you doing?
Test.
DDanny
Who are you?
The important question is, who are you? Danny Jennings is dead, which means that Danny Jennings has no pulse. You, on the other hand… do. Ergo, you are not Danny Jennings. [leans his cane against the bed] Or I did the test wrong. So why don't you cut the crap and tell me your real name.
DDanny
No.
Hiding your identity… Well, either you're a criminal or a superhero.
DDanny
I'm not a criminal.
Awesome. What color is my underwear?
[about House] He's gone too far. He's taking up six handicapped spaces with a monster truck.
It's only four, and he's gonna get rid of it after the wedding.
And the chapel… He's turned the chapel into his own personal catering hall.
Who cares? Other than a janitor sleeping off a bender, he's the first person to use it in two weeks.
Appeasement is never the answer in the face of naked aggression. It won't be long before his tanks are rolling down your Champs-Elysees.
I know what House is doing. You, on the other hand… why do you care? He isn't hurting anyone.
[walks to the chair in front of Cuddy's desk and sits down with his arms crossed over his chest] You're the first boss he's ever had who could handle him. Before you, he was either fired or buried under a mountain of malpractice suits. He needs someone to say no. He needs someone he'll listen to, when they say no. If you really care about House, you'll stop feeling sorry for him and get out there and start kicking him where he needs kicking.
S7 E18The Dig
The interrogation thing is getting annoying.
Studies have shown that un-annoying interrogation is 50% less effective.
Junior year high school, you placed fourth in the West Virginia all-county science fair. Your project? Clean combustion.
Yeah. I also wore a training bra. Things have changed.
[under his breath] Not that much.
You're mad.
No. Actually, I'm impressed. Messing around on a 22-year-old hottie with your wife on my sofa. You're a full-throttle head case.
I was doing you a solid with the sofa. Rachel wanted to do it in your bed. You've got the memory foam top.
Let's make this really simple: If I own it, I don't want you doing it on it.
You might want to get rid of your kitchen table. Look, I'm sorry.. [slightly laughing] but it was worth it.
Sounded a lot like… Thirteen.
It's a Thirteen tribute band with their new song, "I've got a better theory than Masters."
[to Thirteen] I'll kill you. When the time comes, if you want me to. I'll do it now if you like. [looking behind him.] I've got a baseball bat in the back.
S7 E19Last Temptation
I'm glad you're gonna be sticking around after today.
Really? You want me to stay?
It's good to add a different perspective to the department. Someone who still remembers there are rules other than House's.
If I don't play by House's rules, he won't let me in.
Find a way around them.
I'd have to lie to him, which is still lying.
Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.
Why are you lying about rehab?
Because the real reason I was gone is not something I want to share.
Couldn't you just say that? Should be enough for Foreman and the others.
How long have you worked here? House's people have personalities that range from nosy to, "pardon me while I do this cavity search."
She could die.
Pretty sure the law of the land states that everyone has the right to be an idiot. I think it's the Second Amendment.
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