I'm glad you're gonna be sticking around after today.
Really? You want me to stay?
It's good to add a different perspective to the department. Someone who still remembers there are rules other than House's.
If I don't play by House's rules, he won't let me in.
I'd have to lie to him, which is still lying.
Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth.
Why are you lying about rehab?
Because the real reason I was gone is not something I want to share.
Couldn't you just say that? Should be enough for Foreman and the others.
How long have you worked here? House's people have personalities that range from nosy to, "pardon me while I do this cavity search."
Pretty sure the law of the land states that everyone has the right to be an idiot. I think it's the Second Amendment.
Isn't that House's chicken?
Disgusting beasts. I don't know why I ever agreed to this bet.
I broke the rules because I believed I was right.
Then why don't I feel good or satisfied? Instead, I just feel like throwing up.
And you're following me to ask how I break the rules and maintain my rosy demeanor.
I didn't do it to be happy. I just thought I would be.
You can't always get what you want.
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