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In 6 of the 896 quotes from House
Most scenes with: Gregory House (6)
Scenes with Patient 6
PPatient
I'm not buying into no racist drug, okay?
It's racist because it helps black people more than white people? Well, on behalf of my peeps, let me say, thanks for dying on principle for us.
PPatient
Look. My heart's red; your heart's red. And it don't make no sense to give us different drugs.
You know, I have found a difference. Admittedly, it's a limited sample, but based on my experience in the last ninety seconds all black people are morons. Sorry, African-Americans.
[To a patient who's been using strawberry jelly as a spermicide, and got an infection from it] You probably shouldn't have sex for a while.
On an evolutionary basis, I'd recommend forever.
[The patient takes his pulse]
Okay, either you suck at math, or you're going to die in two seconds.
[A moment passes, and nothing happens]
[Cuddy and House are talking to the patient who is always "mirroring" the most dominant person around him, trying to figure out if Cuddy or House is the more powerful.]
Hi. I'm the Dean of Medicine.
Hi. I'm the guy who saved your life.
[observing outside with Dr. Foreman] So what if it's House?
Then I take the job at Mount Zion.
There is no job at Mount Zion.
Well, if House said it, it must be true.
I can fire him. I can fire him now. I can fire him tomorrow. I don't even need a re-
She doesn't fire me. She never WILL fire me. She needs me -
He's a good doctor, that's all. I respect his expertise and I -
Well, that could have been either of us.
PPatient
You have great ya-boos.
[Trying] Still could have been either of us.
[Smiles] You lose. [Starts victory dance]
Seriously, I have always thought my breasts were one of my best features.
[seeing House doing his victory dance from outside the room] Damn.
Come on, take the drug holiday. Numb yourself out.
PPatient
I think you're the one who wants to numb himself out.
I like being alone. At least, I convince myself that I'm better off that way. And then I met someone at a psychiatric hospital of all places. She changed me. And then she left. We're better off alone. We suffer alone. We die alone. Doesn't matter if you're a model husband, or father of the year. Tomorrow will be the same for you.
PPatient
But yesterday would have been different.
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