[Cuddy and House are talking to the patient who is always "mirroring" the most dominant person around him, trying to figure out if Cuddy or House is the more powerful.]
Hi. I'm the Dean of Medicine.
Hi. I'm the guy who saved your life.
[observing outside with Dr. Foreman] So what if it's House?
Then I take the job at Mount Zion.
There is no job at Mount Zion.
House said...
Well, if House said it, it must be true.
I can fire him. I can fire him now. I can fire him tomorrow. I don't even need a re-
She doesn't fire me. She never WILL fire me. She needs me -
He's a good doctor, that's all. I respect his expertise and I -
She's hot for me.
Shut up.
Well, that could have been either of us.
You have great ya-boos.
[Trying] Still could have been either of us.
[Smiles] You lose. [Starts victory dance]
Seriously, I have always thought my breasts were one of my best features.
[seeing House doing his victory dance from outside the room] Damn.
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