[A woman collapses onto the floor]
Is anybody here a doctor?
“Deception” · Season 2, Episode 9
In this episode: Gregory House (5), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (1), Allison Cameron (1), Patient (1)
Chase killed that woman, now Foreman's in charge?
Yeah, we have a pecking order here, if Cameron kills somebody, Chase takes over. There's a flow chart in the lobby.
Work smart, not hard. That's my philosophy, boss.
[To a patient who's been using strawberry jelly as a spermicide, and got an infection from it] You probably shouldn't have sex for a while.
How long?
On an evolutionary basis, I'd recommend forever.
[While searching Anica's house] She's got an appointment with her ophthalmologist on Tuesday and an appointment with her gynecologist on Thursday. Multiple appointments with multiple doctors... symptom of Munchausen's.
Or - just thinking outside the box here - she has a vagina and trouble reading.
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