Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?
“Humpty Dumpty” · Season 2, Episode 3
In this episode: Gregory House (4), Eric Foreman (2), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (1), Robert Chase (1), Patient (1)
[House is standing before Cuddy's front door with Foreman and Chase. They're about to break in. House grabs his credit card and holds it in the air]
20 bucks says I can get through this door in 20 seconds.
You're on.
Count me in.
[House looks under a garden ornament, finds a key and uses it to open the door. Foreman and Chase groan and hand their $20s to a smug House]
You broke into my house?!
No, that would be wrong. I had a key.
I'm not buying into no racist drug, okay?
It's racist because it helps black people more than white people? Well, on behalf of my peeps, let me say, thanks for dying on principle for us.
Look. My heart's red; your heart's red. And it don't make no sense to give us different drugs.
You know, I have found a difference. Admittedly, it's a limited sample, but based on my experience in the last ninety seconds all black people are morons. Sorry, African-Americans.
Every slavemaster thought they were doing the black man a favour. 'Negro can't take care of themselves, so we'll put them to work. We'll give them four walls, a bed. We'll civilize the heathens.' Stop doing us favours. If you're right and we end up back in the jungle, it won't be on your head.
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