“Mirror Mirror” · Season 4, Episode 5
In this episode: Gregory House (5), Eric Foreman (3), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (2), James Wilson (1), Chris Taub (1), Patient (1)
I decided you're right. You're obviously in an impossible position. There's no point in me humiliating you.
Thanks.
... so I'm gonna humiliate Cuddy - until she fires you.
The guy's faking. It's Munchausen's. You noticed the EMT runsheet? The paramedic who brought him in is also named Martin Harris.
Well, if the name was Atilla von Wienerschnitzel, I'd say you might be onto something.
Giovannini's?
Do you know another mirror syndrome?
You're risking our patient's life, just to get back at Cuddy?
Whaaaaaaaaat? No. That would be childish. This is what I'm doing to get back at Cuddy. [in the clinic waiting room] Who here doesn't have any health insurance? [many people raise their hands] Michael Moore was right. MRI’s, PET scans, neuro-psych tests, private rooms for all these patients. Fight the power!
War doesn't end until Foreman's gone.
Foreman's not going anywhere.
And I know when my Vicodin isn't Vicodin. Do you know when your birth control pills aren't birth control pills?
[Cuddy and House are talking to the patient who is always "mirroring" the most dominant person around him, trying to figure out if Cuddy or House is the more powerful.]
Hi. I'm the Dean of Medicine.
Hi. I'm the guy who saved your life.
[observing outside with Dr. Foreman] So what if it's House?
Then I take the job at Mount Zion.
There is no job at Mount Zion.
House said...
Well, if House said it, it must be true.
I can fire him. I can fire him now. I can fire him tomorrow. I don't even need a re-
She doesn't fire me. She never WILL fire me. She needs me -
He's a good doctor, that's all. I respect his expertise and I -
She's hot for me.
Shut up.
Well, that could have been either of us.
You have great ya-boos.
[Trying] Still could have been either of us.
[Smiles] You lose. [Starts victory dance]
Seriously, I have always thought my breasts were one of my best features.
[seeing House doing his victory dance from outside the room] Damn.
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