Dan Clifford quotes from Holby City

Dan

There are five things I admire in a doctor. Colaboration, courage, skill, integrity and an hour glass figure. Four out of five's not bad!

Dan

Oh my God…this place is never dull.

Dan

[referring to Lord Byrne and his heart] Too much rumpy not enough pumpy.

Diane

Really really really wanna zig-a-zig… ahhhh.

Dan

Now that's what I call girl power!

Dan

The last person I saw standing like that was Julian Clary.

He’s not gay!

Dan

Has he made a pass at you?

No.

Dan

I rest my case.

You are such an ass sometimes.

Dan

Fifty quid says he is.

Done.

Dan

Okay, now you’ve got to prove it.

He’s not gay, I know he’s not!

Dan

You’ve slept with him you tart! I wanna see pictures of this.

Of course I haven't.

Dan

Oh don’t be so offended, you Sam Strachan girl you.

What if I got a third female party to verify he’d made a pass at them? Would that do?

Dan

Okay, but I still wanna see pictures!

Dan

You two ever thought about mud wrestling?

Diane

Why is it she thinks she's got Lord Byrne wrapped around her little finger?

Dan

They're having wild sex when we're not looking.

Diane

Actually, they were getting on terribly well after the tele-surgery at the hotel.

Dan

No, he's 70 odd. I think a spell to put lead back in pencils is beyond even Miss Naylor.

Diane

Oh, I dunno, she's such a witch.

Dan

You think Lord Byrne would stoop that low?

Diane

Maybe not.

Dan

Listen, ah, Friday morning, I, ah, got a golf tournament, you couldn't cover me could you?

Diane

What's my reward?

Dan

Wild. Unlimited. Sex.

Diane

[Shakes her head.]

Dan

With me, not with Lord Byrne.

Diane

Still no.

Dan

One point to us

Joseph Byrne

There’s the rupture there and there

Dan

Oh...two points to God. [fixes hole] …The equalizer.

Dan

So, Miss Naylor, have you checked out the patient's status?

Jac

Sorry?

Dan

As your next potential conquest.

Jac

Hilarious.

Dan

He's just about the age for you, isn't he? He's worth a bob or two, by all accounts.

Jac

Blah, blah, blah.

It's a bit of a come-down from the landed gentry.

Jac

Zip it, mini-me!

Dan

So what time's the funeral?

Jac

I wouldn't know.

Dan

Are you persona non grata?

Jac

I'm glad you find the death of an eminent surgeon the source of such endless amusement.

Dan

[to Paul Rose] She really is an ice-queen, isn't she Rosie?

Positively arctic.

Jac

The last few weeks have been rather trying for me.

Dan

They have been very interesting for the rest of us.