Faye Morton quotes from Holby City

Sam

Come on Faye, dish the dirt…

Faye

What about?

Sam

Squeaky clean Joseph Byrne being beaten with rubber hoses as we speak!

You mean she's dead?

Faye

We had to move the body but you can see her when you're ready.

Yes

Don't.

Yes...Yes...

Stop it!

Oh come on Lorna, don't pretend you aren't relieved.

Not here.

Why not? What's she gonna do? The old bat has finally pegged it. YES!

[To Faye and Sam] You must think we're evil...

Well I don't know about you, but I'm cracking open the champagne.

Sorry...

Sam

No...uh...it's OK.

Ding dong the witch is dead!

Darren!...shhh...

Faye

Somehow I don't think they'll be pushing for a malpractice suit!

Faye

What if our presence upsets her?

Joseph

Why did you tamper with the brakes?

Faye

Joseph, I was thinking. White roses with some gypsophilia.

Jac

[butts in with a sigh] Clearly there's something in the air.

Faye

No need to be such a cynic.

Jac

What the world needs now is love sweet love. [Jac reads from a leaflet about choosing wedding flowers] You know, I just don't know if white roses are appropriate, Faye. It says here that they symbolise innocence and purity - that might be a little misleading. Oh wait, no, I missed a bit. It says they also symbolise silence and secrecy, so...