Kyla Tyson quotes from Holby City

Kyla

You haven't got a twelve year old to look after twenty-four seven.

Donna

No, I'm not that stupid, am I?

Abra

So…a Consultant, a Registrar, an SHO and a Scotsman go into a pub. And the barman says -

Kyla

- What is this, some kinda joke?

Abra

Ta da. Well that’s it, you’ve heard both my jokes now… So you’ll have to tell me one.

Kyla

Um. Well there was this surgeon, and there was this nurse.

Abra

And the surgeon, he’s, um, bit of an idiot, tells really bad jokes?

Kyla

They are pretty bad, yeah.

Abra

But the nurse… is really beautiful?

Kyla

I dunno about that.

Abra

Oh, I think so. What's the punch line?

Kyla

There isn’t one… Yet.

Abra

I did an operation I shouldn’t have. I destroyed the notes…now I need to find some notes so that Clifford thinks everything was above board.

Kyla

What?

Abra

If I’m caught that’s me finished, no two ways about it, I’ll be struck off. Sued, jailed… probably a stint in the stocks as well.

Kyla

You killed someone?

Abra

Apparently worse. You know Pete Golding, we admitted this morning?

Kyla

Mm.

Abra

I gave him a pig’s kidney. To, ah, keep him alive and off dialysis.

Kyla

You did what?

Abra

You wanted to know.

Kyla

Are you insane? A pig’s kidney? A pig’s kidney, that’s -

Abra

- I had no alternative.

Kyla

How about not giving him a pig’s kidney?