Joseph Byrne quotes from Holby City

Joseph

I'm sure Faye will be alright, she's a bit like a cat. Multiple lives.

Joseph

Faye made me watch a film the other night, I'm not sure if you've heard of it. Die Hard.

Joseph

If there is no other hypothetical surgeon available I suppose I will hypothetically operate.

Joseph

He’s about to get up and leave!

Joseph

I'm dying for a bacon butty.

Elliot

You? A bacon butty?

Joseph

Yes, I do take the silver spoon out of my mouth once in a while to enjoy a good fry up.

Dan

One point to us

Joseph Byrne

There’s the rupture there and there

Dan

Oh...two points to God. [fixes hole] …The equalizer.

Joseph

No-one's ever wanted you, have they Jac, and no-one ever will.

Jac

Your dad did.

Joseph

That wasn't exactly what he wanted from you.

Jac

And what about you? You wanted me.

Joseph

Right up until I looked into that cold dead heart.

Jac

And yet as he lay there dying, thinking about me and what he'd be missing, rather than his dried-up old stiff of a wife or his spineless son, where were you? Holding his hand? Offering a last few words of comfort? Or locking horns with yours truly, trying to put a dent in my cold dead heart. And that's what really gets you, isn't it? You've got to carry that round for the rest of your days. If it was your father, we both know he'd shrug it off and move on. But not you - not the nail-scrubbing little worry-wart. You'll never shake the feeling that even on his death-bed, you were one big let-down.

Jac

Don't mess with me!

Joseph

But it's such fun.

Joseph

Will that be all?

Jac

Now we're even.

Sam

So, you've knocked Faye up you dirty old dog.

Joseph

What? No no...it's a patient.

Sam

Come off it Joey boy.

Joseph

Alright it's Faye.

Jac

How much? How much did you give her Joseph?

Joseph

Five thousand. I made it out to cash.

Jac

You gave him a cheque? You idiot.

Joseph

What?

Faye

What if our presence upsets her?

Joseph

Why did you tamper with the brakes?

Joseph

Mr Drummond...acute chest pain...how long's this been going on for?

Not sure.

Joseph

You don't know how long you've been in pain?

Joseph

Terrible drivers in Capetown.

Linden

I'll drive on the way back, you nearly killed us three times.

Joseph

None of those were my fault.

Linden

Jumping a red light is kind of your fault.

Linden

She married a gay guy?

Joseph

Perhaps she didn't know at the time.

Linden

Perhaps he didn't know.

Jac

We were close, once.

Joseph

Please don't remind me.