Michael Spence quotes from Holby City

Connie

You should have treated this conservatively with blood and antibiotics.

Michael

Well I beg to disagree.

Connie

Begging may be your only option - if he dies.

Michael

He's not going to, now, is he?

Connie

I'm sorry. Where does this arrogance come from?

Michael

My ability - just like your arrogance, Connie.

Connie

No! No! I'm not arrogant, Mr Spence. I am profoundly gifted.

Michael

And hugely modest!

Ric

You get into bed with Connie Beauchamp, you pay the price. Look at Sam.

Michael

Yeah but you and me ain't as dumb as Sam. Look all I'm saying is lets just do this one op with her, I'm not getting naked with her.

Donna

Who's getting naked with who?

Ric

Donna, we're changing.

Donna

I'm a nurse. Look, Sam, I need to find Mr Byrne urgently.

Sam

Have you tried Darwin...where he works?

Michael

Can we do anything to help?

Donna

No, you guys are my butlers, he said he'd be my auctioneer only now he's vanished.

Sam

I...don't think I agreed to be your butler.

Ric

I definitely didn't.

Donna

Well you guys got the email right?

Michael

What did I forget to RSVP?

Michael

You know, when I was a kid, my mother got me this game - Operation. You heard of it?

Yes, we have it in the Third World, too.

Michael

I did not know you were into food, Miss Naylor.

Jac

You assumed I ran on batteries?

Michael

Good morning!

Someone got out of bed on the right side.

Michael

Ah well, yes, I tried something new today. Left side instead of right,and it has worked a treat so far: found my car keys immediately, there was no traffic on the road, AND there was no line for the coffee! Better than that, coffee actually tastes halfway decent. Try it!

Hmmmmm.

Michael

Hmmmm what hmmmm?

Hmmmm, what do you want, hmmmm?

Michael

Oh yes, I forgot that golden rule, never trust a man who brings you coffee. What do you mean, 'what do I want, hmmm'? I'm having a great day, wanted to spread the joy!